General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Cain]

Cohen says Trump was aware of the June 2016 "Russian government offers dirt on Hillary Clinton" meeting, and he'll testify to that to the Special Prosecutor.

[Doktor Howl]

Cohen says Trump was aware of the June 2016 "Russian government offers dirt on Hillary Clinton" meeting, and he'll testify to that to the Special Prosecutor.

This is gonna be like the Munich assassins scene from the Pink Panther movies.

[Cain]

Trump is definitely the kind of man who would hire a midget with a crossbow to take someone out.

[Doktor Howl]

And this isn't really a surprise.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/american-racists-look-for-allies-in-russia/ar-BBL4J8B?ocid=spartanntp

[Junkenstein]

Cohen says Trump was aware of the June 2016 "Russian government offers dirt on Hillary Clinton" meeting, and he'll testify to that to the Special Prosecutor.

Which throws Jnr and kushner under the bus. Which also suggests that idiot will soon drive said bus over them.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

And this isn't really a surprise.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/american-racists-look-for-allies-in-russia/ar-BBL4J8B?ocid=spartanntp

It's stuff like this that makes me wonder if the world wouldn't have been better off, in the long run, if the USA and USSR had nuked each other. If this that we're living isn't the bad outcome.

(In the long run of course. Obviously in the short run obviously a lot of people would die and there's be crop failures from the nuclear winter and there qould probably be a scramble for north america and eurasia by the countries too unimportant to have been hit, ironically now the most important, but when the smoke cleared there'd be no USA and no Russia

[Cain]

Cohen says Trump was aware of the June 2016 "Russian government offers dirt on Hillary Clinton" meeting, and he'll testify to that to the Special Prosecutor.

Which throws Jnr and kushner under the bus. Which also suggests that idiot will soon drive said bus over them.

Yeah, there's no corroboration so far....but Cohen has shown he has been keeping his own secret records.  Beyond that, there was a phone call made by Donald Jr directly after the event, to a withheld number, which was not investigated by the House Intelligence Committee.  If Mueller can get a warrant to get that number, it will of course be Donald Trump's himself.  Which won't prove prior knowledge, but it will show his statement on the meeting to be a complete fabrication.

[Doktor Howl]

And this isn't really a surprise.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/american-racists-look-for-allies-in-russia/ar-BBL4J8B?ocid=spartanntp

It's stuff like this that makes me wonder if the world wouldn't have been better off, in the long run, if the USA and USSR had nuked each other. If this that we're living isn't the bad outcome.

(In the long run of course. Obviously in the short run obviously a lot of people would die and there's be crop failures from the nuclear winter and there qould probably be a scramble for north america and eurasia by the countries too unimportant to have been hit, ironically now the most important, but when the smoke cleared there'd be no USA and no Russia

In the short run, it's an extinction event for everything more developed than vent worms.

[Cain]

Reuters is reporting that Trump's re-election flags are ready to ship.  One problem - they're being made in China, and so will be subject to Trump's own tariffs

[Doktor Howl]

Reuters is reporting that Trump's re-election flags are ready to ship.  One problem - they're being made in China, and so will be subject to Trump's own tariffs

I bet someone gets caught in some fuckery about that, and an additional bet that Trump will leave whoever it is swinging in the breeze.

[Doktor Howl]

AND THEN YOU GET OVER-EXCITED AND AND AND

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-calls-koch-brothers-total-joke-overrated/ar-BBLiDcg?ocid=spartanntp

[Ben Shapiro]

AND THEN YOU GET OVER-EXCITED AND AND AND

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-calls-koch-brothers-total-joke-overrated/ar-BBLiDcg?ocid=spartanntp

[Pergamos]

Direct subsidies to farmers are a bad idea. Not because farmers don't need help and not because they shouldn't be helped but because it gives them a bunch of money to invest in changing careers at the moment their chosen career looks like a bad idea.  A massive increase in food stamps would be just as good for farmers while also ensuring hungry people get fed

[Bruno]

Direct subsidies to farmers are a bad idea. Not because farmers don't need help and not because they shouldn't be helped but because it gives them a bunch of money to invest in changing careers at the moment their chosen career looks like a bad idea.  A massive increase in food stamps would be just as good for farmers while also ensuring hungry people get fed

Prolly more like "Direct subsidies to giant agribusiness conglomerates are a bad Idea, because they will just use that money to invest in the private prison system."


or something.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/ex-playboy-model-wants-additional-dollar200k-from-top-gop-donor/ar-BBLkLe8?ocid=spartanntp

AND YA DON'T STOP