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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Prelate Diogenes Shandor

You know, everyone's so focused on Kavanaugh being a lech they've lost sight of the fact that he's also a drunk.
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Quote from: Pergamos on September 28, 2018, 04:18:44 AM
Anyone want to offer odds on Kavanaugh being confirmed?

Pretty good, I think. I'm already coming up with nicknames for him.

I'm currently leaning heavily in favor of "Chief Justice Cryvanaugh".
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Quote from: Pergamos on September 28, 2018, 04:18:44 AM
Anyone want to offer odds on Kavanaugh being confirmed?

Three-to-one in favour of confirmation.  One seldom loses money betting on humanity choosing the worse option.
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Cain

Seems a solid bet.  I would like to see him not be confirmed, not only for the obvious reasons but because I believe he will throw a legendary public hissy fit if that happened, and that would be hilarious.

LMNO

What would give McConnell a stroke? 

That's my guiding principle from here on out.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on September 28, 2018, 02:56:49 PM
What would give McConnell a stroke? 

That's my guiding principle from here on out.

Viagra.
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Cain

To have a stroke would imply McConnell has a heart.

Suu

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LMNO

You're really giving that good odds that he WON'T be confirmed?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on September 28, 2018, 06:06:51 PM
You're really giving that good odds that he WON'T be confirmed?

Watching the news today, I feel vindicated.
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Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on September 29, 2018, 01:21:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 28, 2018, 06:06:51 PM
You're really giving that good odds that he WON'T be confirmed?

Watching the news today, I feel vindicated.

Fair enough, but I still feel like Arizona is going to fuck us all six ways from sideways, unless Flake magically grows a spine made out of calcium and not rubber in his last few months as a senator.
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Cain

So you're telling me that the confirmation didn't go ahead because of a Senator called Flake?  And now the FBI has hunt down some witness called Judge to decide if the dude can sit on the Supreme Court or not?

I want the writer responsible for this travesty fired.

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EDIT: I mean, c'mon, where's your paranoid cynacism? Should've known from the beginning that justice is a joke and things will only play out in accordance with the will of the powers that be.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on September 29, 2018, 03:21:21 AM
So you're telling me that the confirmation didn't go ahead because of a Senator called Flake?  And now the FBI has hunt down some witness called Judge to decide if the dude can sit on the Supreme Court or not?

I want the writer responsible for this travesty fired.

Fuck, I knew we were jumping the shark with all that.

Joke's over.  We really just decided to let Obama have another turn.  This has all been a very long episode of the Upright Citizen's Brigade.
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