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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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#2145
November 07, 2018, 09:54:48 PM
And thus we enter the End Times, as the rule of law crashes into the abyss and we are left with an unstable child ruling an autocracy of fear and hate.

In any other timeline, the above would be the end of the first book in a trilogy of unoriginal young adult fantasy novels. Here, it's a legitimate statement of the world we live in.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#2147
November 07, 2018, 09:56:52 PM
Molon Lube

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#2148
November 07, 2018, 09:59:42 PM
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#2149
November 07, 2018, 10:01:04 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 07, 2018, 09:59:42 PM
It keeps getting fucking worse.

https://twitter.com/mollycrabapple/status/1060277899763351560?s=20

How is this any kind of surprise?  This is the new normal.
Molon Lube

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#2150
November 07, 2018, 10:04:01 PM
Oh, absolutely.

That it happened is expected but reinforces that famous quote from Goethe's Faust as it applies to our current reality. My reaction is not surprise, merely impotent outrage.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cain

#2151
November 07, 2018, 10:08:02 PM
Whitaker is just the worst in every sense

Doktor Howl

#2152
November 07, 2018, 10:24:09 PM
Molon Lube

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#2153
November 07, 2018, 10:34:29 PM
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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#2154
November 07, 2018, 10:34:55 PM
Wednesday Night Massacre. I'm calling it now.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#2155
November 07, 2018, 10:52:51 PM
Molon Lube

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#2156
November 07, 2018, 11:13:40 PM
This is one of those days where once the bad news stops coming I start getting incredibly nervous.

I keep refreshing but the horror stays maddeningly an hour or so old!
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#2158
November 08, 2018, 12:23:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2018, 11:32:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 07, 2018, 10:24:09 PM
I seem to remember Cain calling this one:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/russia-is-surprise-beneficiary-of-iran-oil-ban/ar-BBPrVKG?ocid=spartanntp

China will be in there too, just not as overtly or deeply.

Yep.

Calling it now:  Hannity will be made AG.
Molon Lube

Cain

#2159
November 08, 2018, 01:08:11 AM
I realise this may be a stupid question, but is there no requirement to be a lawyer to be Attorney-General?

In other news, Nazis got shown around the White House:

QuoteThe leader of a white nationalist group whose members marched in the 2017 white supremacist rally in Charlottesville visited the White House on Wednesday, according to pictures he posted online.

Patrick Casey, who heads the group Identity Evropa, posted the pictures to Twitter, in which he is seen posing on the White House grounds on what he described as a visit to "pay my respects."

"Evropa has landed at the White House!" Casey tweeted.

Three sources familiar with how the Trump White House operates tell The Daily Beast that Casey could not have reached the location directly in front of the White House's south front by himself or on a common tour. Casey, the sources said, likely would have had to be escorted by a Trump administration staffer wearing an official badge to get that kind of access.
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