General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Cain]

It's really weird.  I'm not one to automatically assume Mueller, especially when hashtagTheResistance are all parroting the same thing....but the Russia probe, conservative and social media do seem to be common factors among these people who have been quiet of late.  Kim Dotcom, who keeps on claiming he knows passed on the info to Assange and it wasn't the GRU (because there's no way the GRU would ever use cut-outs) is another curiously silent party.

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Fox is getting increasingly weird as fuck.

https://apple.news/AePHEV5XHQwC3hrRprOU5pw

They were the FIRST legal supporters of this, apparently. And they managed to do it without too much blatant frantic ass covering for their followers, check the quote for yourself:



That's less latter-day Fox News and more 2006 CNN.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore.

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-mueller-investigators-have-gone-absolutely-nuts-are-a-disgrace-to-our-nation/ar-BBPJYIN?ocid=spartanntp

[Cain]

Yes, I saw that.  My feed is full of Brexit and Yemen and Saudi panic, and then Trump's petulant whining suddenly came through.

[LMNO]

Don Jr's indictment, perhaps?

[hooplala]

Fox News still has not tweeted.

[Doktor Howl]

Don Jr's indictment, perhaps?

Probably the list of written questions Trump was handed.

[Bruno]

WTF is up with his Antifa obsession?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/416750-trump-warns-antifa-opposition-to-you-could-be-tougher-and-much-more

"[Antifa] better hope that the other side doesn't mobilize," Trump concluded, "Because if you look, the other side, it's the military. It's the police. It's a lot of very strong, a lot of very tough people. Tougher than them. And smarter than them."

"They're sitting back and watching and they're getting angrier and angrier," Trump said of the Antifa opposition.

[Doktor Howl]

WTF is up with his Antifa obsession?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/416750-trump-warns-antifa-opposition-to-you-could-be-tougher-and-much-more

"[Antifa] better hope that the other side doesn't mobilize," Trump concluded, "Because if you look, the other side, it's the military. It's the police. It's a lot of very strong, a lot of very tough people. Tougher than them. And smarter than them."

"They're sitting back and watching and they're getting angrier and angrier," Trump said of the Antifa opposition.

Trump is desperate for a distraction.  ANY distraction.

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I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he's incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.

[Bruno]

WTF is up with his Antifa obsession?

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/416750-trump-warns-antifa-opposition-to-you-could-be-tougher-and-much-more

"[Antifa] better hope that the other side doesn't mobilize," Trump concluded, "Because if you look, the other side, it's the military. It's the police. It's a lot of very strong, a lot of very tough people. Tougher than them. And smarter than them."

"They're sitting back and watching and they're getting angrier and angrier," Trump said of the Antifa opposition.

Trump is desperate for a distraction.  ANY distraction.

I bet he's jealous of Bush 2, and that awesome September he had right at the beginning of his first term. Some people have all the luck.

[Bruno]

I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he's incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.

The U.S. military is sitting back, just getting angrier and angrier at Antifa! One of these days they just aren't going to be able to take it any more and are going to mobilize and move in on them. Because that's how the military works in America. They just sit around waiting to get mad enough about something, and then attack Americans on American soil. Yep! That's how we do!

[Doktor Howl]

I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he's incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.

The U.S. military is sitting back, just getting angrier and angrier at Antifa! One of these days they just aren't going to be able to take it any more and are going to mobilize and move in on them. Because that's how the military works in America. They just sit around waiting to get mad enough about something, and then attack Americans on American soil. Yep! That's how we do!

*looks at the post-civil war Westward expansion*

It in fact is.

[Doktor Howl]

I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he's incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.

He is basically a machine for metabolizing cocaine.  There will be no Nobels this year.

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I like that he calls the enemy of Anti-fascists the US Government monopoly on violence.

I know he's incapable of recognizing what that means, but that just makes it all the more rich and interesting, I think.

He is basically a machine for metabolizing cocaine.  There will be no Nobels this year.

Lots of political dumpster fires to take the place of Yule logs for un-American Americans though.