General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[LMNO]

The Orange One said this:

"One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence, but we're not necessarily such believers."

I mean... that's straight newsfeed material, if I'm being honest.

[hooplala]

Agreed.

[Doktor Howl]

Is it your opinion that beating someone to a bloody pulp while they're tied to a post is an appropriate and effective means of discipline, or do you simply enjoy the idea of one of the guys on the other side screaming in pain?

Chuck Schumer doesn't feel pain like humans do.

[Doktor Howl]

Waxing hyperbolic is a national sport in these parts.

This. 

[chaotic neutral observer]

Waxing hyperbolic is a national sport in these parts.

This.

I got a funny reaction the last time I poked him about this sort of thing.  I was hoping for a repeat.

[Doktor Howl]

Waxing hyperbolic is a national sport in these parts.

This.

I got a funny reaction the last time I poked him about this sort of thing.  I was hoping for a repeat.

"Her," for what it's worth.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Waxing hyperbolic is a national sport in these parts.

This.

I got a funny reaction the last time I poked him about this sort of thing.  I was hoping for a repeat.

"Her," for what it's worth.

"Her", then.  Offense not intended (on that count, anyway).

[Faust]

The Orange One said this:

"One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence, but we're not necessarily such believers."

I mean... that's straight newsfeed material, if I'm being honest.

The opposite of a problem.
I don't even see what he is getting at here, "it would all be better if we just pretended it was"

[Doktor Howl]

The Orange One said this:

"One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence, but we're not necessarily such believers."

I mean... that's straight newsfeed material, if I'm being honest.

The opposite of a problem.
I don't even see what he is getting at here, "it would all be better if we just pretended it was"

This is his MO.  Speak in half sentences, the goobers will fill in the rest for themselves, as they see fit.

[chaotic neutral observer]

The Orange One said this:

"One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence, but we're not necessarily such believers."

I mean... that's straight newsfeed material, if I'm being honest.

I'm descended from idiots on one side of the family, so I can understand their language.  I will attempt a translation.

"I'm very smart.  Because I'm very smart, people who disagree with me are wrong.  People being wrong around me causes problems."

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-manafort-pardon-not-off-the-table-interview/ar-BBQdapc?ocid=spartanntp

[Cain]

The Orange One said this:

"One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence, but we're not necessarily such believers."

I mean... that's straight newsfeed material, if I'm being honest.

The opposite of a problem.
I don't even see what he is getting at here, "it would all be better if we just pretended it was"

This is his MO.  Speak in half sentences, the goobers will fill in the rest for themselves, as they see fit.

It's one of the marks of a practiced grifter.  There's a thing being passed around on social media recently about it, but it's one of those things that if you've seen it before, you know the kind of person who uses it.

[Cain]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-manafort-pardon-not-off-the-table-interview/ar-BBQdapc?ocid=spartanntp

Apparently Guiliani(!) is the voice of reason here, telling Trump he can't pardon anyone involved before Mueller's investigation finishes or else it will appear to be obstruction of justice.

But we know how Trump feels about people telling him to do things he doesn't want...

[Doktor Howl]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/federal-agents-raid-office-of-lawyer-who-previously-did-tax-work-for-trump/ar-BBQgssE?ocid=spartanntp

DOOM

[Cain]

Operation Twitter Deathwatch is a go.