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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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chaotic neutral observer

#2400
February 22, 2019, 01:10:24 PM
Quote from: nullified on February 21, 2019, 04:44:45 PM

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Ergo, Japanese politics is and has been a dumpsterfire.

Thank you.  That was quite interesting, not to mention disturbing.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

LMNO

#2401
February 28, 2019, 01:13:50 PM
Trump adjacent, at least.

This was my favorite part of the Cohen hearing.  Some GOP ass trots out a WOC that was hired by Trump and proceeded to go down the "He can't be racist, he has black friends" road.

Rashida Tlaib was NOT having it, and laid the smackdown.

Doktor Howl

#2402
February 28, 2019, 03:35:13 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 28, 2019, 01:13:50 PM
Trump adjacent, at least.

This was my favorite part of the Cohen hearing.  Some GOP ass trots out a WOC that was hired by Trump and proceeded to go down the "He can't be racist, he has black friends" road.

Rashida Tlaib was NOT having it, and laid the smackdown.

I love the constant bellowing about a divide in the dems, you know?  When Pelosi put AOC and Tlaib on the oversight committee in their first term.  :lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#2403
February 28, 2019, 10:51:46 PM
Molon Lube

altered

#2404
February 28, 2019, 11:04:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 28, 2019, 10:51:46 PM
Anyone want to give odds on Rand Paul voting against Trump's dumbass emergency?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/republicans-pressure-trump-to-back-down-on-border-emergency/ar-BBUdyog?ocid=spartanntp

My brain went like this:

"No, because there's too much chaos surrounding it. Anything could happen."

Then,

"See, he's doing that mush mouthing "I don't like this but I have no spine to back up my dislike of it" shit. No way of telling."

And finally,

"What the fuck do you mean Cornyn is giving the bill as written a flat no??? Never mind, I can't give exact odds but they're better than raw chance that he does vote against."
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

altered

#2406
March 05, 2019, 12:29:00 AM
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Cramulus

#2408
March 05, 2019, 05:32:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-7JQs-RwY

Burnett leans too heavily on Ivanka for some reason, but regardless, I'm enjoying listening to Nadler speak. He has an "adult in the room" vibe to him. It feels like a lot of the crazy illegal things we've watched for the last 2 years (obstruction of justice, executive overreach, etc) are finally being addressed. Just hearing someone talk about it, who isn't all RAWR WE'VE GOTTA IMPEACH HIM ASAP, but really focused on rule of law and the constitution (which should be a non-partisan issue...), is refreshing.

Doktor Howl

#2409
March 05, 2019, 10:44:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on March 05, 2019, 05:32:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z-7JQs-RwY

Burnett leans too heavily on Ivanka for some reason, but regardless, I'm enjoying listening to Nadler speak. He has an "adult in the room" vibe to him. It feels like a lot of the crazy illegal things we've watched for the last 2 years (obstruction of justice, executive overreach, etc) are finally being addressed. Just hearing someone talk about it, who isn't all RAWR WE'VE GOTTA IMPEACH HIM ASAP, but really focused on rule of law and the constitution (which should be a non-partisan issue...), is refreshing.

Nadler is pretty much the authority on this.  When he gets serious, you will know that the situation is serious.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#2410
March 07, 2019, 01:46:25 AM
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#2411
March 07, 2019, 05:53:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 07, 2019, 01:46:25 AM
AND THE WINNER IS

http://www.trumphotels.org/?fbclid=IwAR1rwk50extW-D68limxFKeO9eYT5pTtxNI_9bzAKjcwtUPaaEJicxF1S_o

:horrormirth: :horrormirth:

I feel bad for laughing because this is some pretty serious shit, but I did. This is ingenious satire.
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hooplala

#2412
March 11, 2019, 04:19:48 PM
It's down now.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#2413
March 11, 2019, 08:49:34 PM
Molon Lube

hooplala

#2414
March 11, 2019, 09:22:25 PM
Well, that was nice while it lasted.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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