General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Doktor Howl]

https://apnews.com/407359c5f3134d62af0ed935d748e59d

Apparently, Nadler is the only dem with balls enough to call an impeachment investigation an impeachment investigation.

[Juana]

at least one of them isn't pussy footing around it.

[Doktor Howl]

Whoopsie.

https://www.apnews.com/69d55e2262d34f6d8934c10705ab0c59

It's almost as if reducing revenue reduces revenue.

[Cain]

Who could've predicted?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Certainly not the guy in charge. He has a proven track record of having zero fucking idea how business works

[Doktor Howl]

Certainly not the guy in charge. He has a proven track record of having zero fucking idea how business works

His followers are a hoot.  There's all these news stories about schools on military bases not being built, etc, due to money being diverted to the wall.

MAGA freaks:  "They're not losing anything.  No programmed money is being affected."

Me:  ""Programmed money" means "money given to contractors like Raytheon".  It also includes the soldier's pay.  However, it does NOT include things like schools, etc, for their children.  Why do you hate our soldiers and their families?"

MF:  "You're an asshole!"

(Actual conversation)

[Junkenstein]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/09/14/jeremy-corbyn-could-pass-us-intelligence-russia-donald-trump/



Apparently these people don't seem to get that idiot is perfectly capable of passing us intel to Vlad himself, Corbyn not required to pass notes in class.

The main attack line is Corbyn asked for evidence. The bastard.

I'm no big fan but these attacks are ramping up noticeably and it's just a matter of time before the tango tit gets involved.

[Cain]

And Trump not only passed on Israeli intelligence to Russia, he was seen as such a significant security threat by the CIA that they pulled a source - with direct access to Vladimir Putin, the kind who could provide transcripts of his meetings - over fears of Trump's unreliability.

[Fujikoma]

OMFG... it'll be interesting if they ever get fed up enough with his orangutan shennanigans enough to "fix" the issue. Never thought I'd pine for the days of the old school CIA with their MKULTRA and defenestrations.

[Bu🤠ns]

OMFG... it'll be interesting if they ever get fed up enough with his orangutan shennanigans enough to "fix" the issue. Never thought I'd pine for the days of the old school CIA with their MKULTRA and defenestrations.

Not a Kennedy

[Bruno]

Good news, everybody! Saudi Arabia pays CASH!

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/saudi-arabia-pays-cash-trump-admits-unlike-other-presidents-hell-be-renting-out-us-troops-for-military-action/

[Cain]

I called it, you know.

The idea of collective security on any arrangement other than a financial one is completely unfathomable to Trump. Everything is a transaction and the terms are always "how much, and in non-sequential bills".

[Bruno]

Yes. Yes you did.

I believe he more or less explicitly stated durimg his campaign that that would be how he would run a war/conflict.

[Cain]

He did, though I also said specifically in the current situation he'd make his actually doing anything conditional on payment.

[The Johnny]

Great! Now i can feel like i live in the world of Metal Gear Solid 4