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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3030 on: October 14, 2019, 11:55:35 pm »
It's only becoming more delicious by the moment. I predicted he would be an innoculation, it's going to be a damn shame if he isn't.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3031 on: October 15, 2019, 12:38:26 am »
It's only becoming more delicious by the moment. I predicted he would be an innoculation, it's going to be a damn shame if he isn't.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3032 on: October 15, 2019, 05:17:46 am »
This is beginning to look more and more like an Iraq/Kuwait situation. Erdogan gets the "sure, no problem" from the US, then he moves, and everybody loses their shit because the completely predictable thing happened.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3033 on: October 15, 2019, 05:50:06 am »
This is beginning to look more and more like an Iraq/Kuwait situation. Erdogan gets the "sure, no problem" from the US, then he moves, and everybody loses their shit because the completely predictable thing happened.

Yeah, only in this case the role of April Glaspie is being played by Donald Trump

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3034 on: October 15, 2019, 08:16:12 am »
Pompeo had an interview with one of our local reporters in Nashville.

I think one thing that is interesting to note is his long-ass tie.

https://www.wsmv.com/raw-mike-pompeo-interviewed-by-news-s-nancy-amons-in/video_d1df6c1a-e2f7-5a3d-87ab-967d824fdadd.html?fbclid=IwAR390EgW5XNDgnn0HWoE8YTyazfgWNe751gj2wE3yuihCkeYT73j-DC010U
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3035 on: October 15, 2019, 02:56:18 pm »
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3036 on: October 15, 2019, 03:09:33 pm »
Meanwhile, it turns out John Bolton did have a role to play in Ukrainegate. John Bolton instructed Fiona Hill to notify the chief lawyer for the National Security Council that Rudy Giuliani was working with Mick Mulvaney on a rogue operation with legal implications, Hill told the investigators.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/14/us/politics/bolton-giuliani-fiona-hill-testimony.html

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3037 on: October 15, 2019, 07:31:56 pm »
It is worth mentioning that this is likely to turn into the very last mechanized war (in the 1990s sense of the term), if the Syrians go at it with the Turks.

https://www.apnews.com/8c74656b36384df5bd8fd5084b72c933

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3039 on: October 16, 2019, 10:58:40 pm »
To be fair, he’s absolutely right. Why, I’ve overdosed 30 times just today and have a body count in the low thousands.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3040 on: October 16, 2019, 11:09:14 pm »
I pray morning and night and chew pure fentanyl tablets and don't even get so much as a disturbed heart rate, thank you Jesus for protecting me from overdoses.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3041 on: October 16, 2019, 11:22:12 pm »
I've had some bad breakups. Sent some regrettable messages. Like this one time, I got so upset over a woman I wrote her a weird letter saying "Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool." I'm just....so fucking ashamed of myself.

I hope this is the right thread for these sorts of heartfelt confessions.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3042 on: October 17, 2019, 09:30:19 am »
I've had some bad breakups. Sent some regrettable messages. Like this one time, I got so upset over a woman I wrote her a weird letter saying "Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool." I'm just....so fucking ashamed of myself.

I hope this is the right thread for these sorts of heartfelt confessions.

Trump "negotiates" like a Nigerian prince, or maybe a 6th grader.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/read-trumps-full-letter-to-turkeys-erdogan-dont-be-a-tough-guy-dont-be-a-fool
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3043 on: October 17, 2019, 09:35:09 am »
That's the kind of rhetoric that might work with Edrogan, what would have been better is not giving him licence to do this last week and then backpeddling when its too late.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #3044 on: October 17, 2019, 09:46:17 am »
I can only imagine his letters to Putin look something like this:



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