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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Doktor Howl

#3330
December 03, 2019, 08:16:24 PM
Impeachment document has been released.

https://apnews.com/2aad68c64968dc6f1a450052bbadb90f
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#3331
December 05, 2019, 08:14:06 PM
Hubris is a thing.

https://apnews.com/369498e4f3904d82ad88d90774c70534

QuoteKYIV, Ukraine (AP) — President Donald Trump's personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani was in Ukraine on Thursday, reviving the efforts that landed him and Trump in the impeachment inquiry now roiling Washington.

Also, looks like articles of impeachment.

https://apnews.com/6ea344e9bf24d8a8b64c20a305c14305
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altered

#3332
December 05, 2019, 08:26:37 PM
Prediction: Giuliani ends up Trump's new bus bottom scrubber and nothing else comes of this. Giuliani gets mad, plays a card he had been holding onto and fails to make it stick among those who care. Ends up begging for forgiveness and continuing his current job of fucking himself in the ass in Europe, and again, nothing comes of it.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

LMNO

#3333
December 10, 2019, 01:51:22 PM

Cain

#3334
December 10, 2019, 01:54:37 PM
An interesting twist, though probably not a relevant one.

Steele was a spy. Spies collect contacts the way other people collect stamps...slightly obsessively, and with an eye for detail.

PopeTom

#3335
December 10, 2019, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 10, 2019, 01:51:22 PM
What the shit?  Steele and Ivanka knew each other for years before he wrote the dossier.

Were they ever lovers?

Does President Trump now get to act out his daughter having an orgasm at one of his rallies?
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

Doktor Howl

#3336
December 10, 2019, 06:55:31 PM
So, two articles of impeachment.  Obstruction and abuse of power.
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Bu🤠ns

#3337
December 10, 2019, 07:05:01 PM
For now i hope...hard to think they wouldnt want to wait for the SCOTUS ruling on Deutsche Bank and the 2 Mazars cases.

Cain

#3338
December 10, 2019, 07:12:38 PM
It's in their best interests to drag the process out.

The more they can make this the impeachment election, the better.

Juana

#3339
December 11, 2019, 02:33:01 PM
Aaaand 45's campaign staff released a cringe video of him as Thanos.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/trump-releases-video-of-him-as-thanos-the-villain-who-commits-genocide
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Faust

#3340
December 11, 2019, 04:23:48 PM
Oh boy, The Mouse wont like that, and The Mouse crushed bigger people for less.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Johnny

#3341
December 11, 2019, 11:11:00 PM
Quote from: Juana on December 11, 2019, 02:33:01 PM
Aaaand 45's campaign staff released a cringe video of him as Thanos.
https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/trump-releases-video-of-him-as-thanos-the-villain-who-commits-genocide

Welcome to 2020, where even the spin doctors suck at their job and get millions paid for it.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Doktor Howl

#3342
December 16, 2019, 02:51:10 PM
This impeachment slog so far is like sitting in the dentist's office in a prison, and the waiting room TV just shows that scene from Schindler's list where the little girl's jacket is moving along the conveyor.

Everyone on both sides thinks they're doomed, and everyone is right.
Molon Lube

Juana

#3343
December 18, 2019, 01:01:41 AM Last Edit: December 18, 2019, 01:03:46 AM by Juana
Yep. One of those moments where it really should be worth it to watch CSPAN but alas, it is not.

Also:
QuoteChinese authorities have granted preliminary approval for dozens of Trump-branded businesses, expanding his commercial empire and raising further conflicts of interest, say lawyers.

The 38 trademarks include new hotels, spas, escort and concierge services, massage parlors, personal security services and insurance, according to public documents.
Talk about him being God's Chosen, huh?  :lulz:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Doktor Howl

#3344
December 19, 2019, 03:17:01 AM
Impeachment passed on both charges.

https://apnews.com/d78192d45b176f73ad435ae9fb926ed3

Gabbard, of course, voted "present."   :lulz:
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