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General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Bu🤠ns

#3405
January 08, 2020, 02:02:13 AM

altered

#3406
January 08, 2020, 02:05:58 AM
The world is burning and I am laughing.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#3407
January 08, 2020, 07:05:07 AM Last Edit: January 08, 2020, 08:16:13 AM by Roly Poly Oly-Garch
As a dude once pinned on the ground with my feet under my back for the better part of Thieves at a Ministry live show, I can attest to this effect.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 07, 2020, 03:41:48 PM
From a link embedded in that article, concerning the 2015 Hadj disaster:

Quote"It's largely a physical phenomenon, not a psychological one," says Dirk Helbing, a professor of computational social science at ETH Zurich, who has studied crowds and disasters.

When the density is too high, movements of a body "transfers forces to other bodies. These forces can add up and create uncontrollable movements in the crowd," he said Thursday.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Doktor Howl

#3408
January 09, 2020, 07:02:24 PM
This article contains rank stupidity and also one of the best bad Trump pics of all time.

https://apnews.com/6023802f1743d5e0f375e83040bbe26f
Molon Lube

Cain

#3409
January 09, 2020, 07:09:29 PM
Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Doktor Howl

#3410
January 09, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2020, 07:09:29 PM
Oh dear.

Oh dear.

He needs to stop hogging up all the drugs.
Molon Lube

MMIX

#3411
January 09, 2020, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 09, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2020, 07:09:29 PM
Oh dear.

Oh dear.

He needs to stop hogging up all the drugs.


Quote"We did Europe a big favor," [Trump] said.
Kissy Kissy Trump needs to for god's sake stop helping us goddamned europeans ffs we are having a shitty enough trot as it is!
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Doktor Howl

#3412
January 09, 2020, 11:53:15 PM
Quote from: MMIX on January 09, 2020, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 09, 2020, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2020, 07:09:29 PM
Oh dear.

Oh dear.

He needs to stop hogging up all the drugs.


Quote"We did Europe a big favor," [Trump] said.
Kissy Kissy Trump needs to for god's sake stop helping us goddamned europeans ffs we are having a shitty enough trot as it is!

The more he's helping you, the less he's helping us.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3413
January 10, 2020, 12:18:53 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#3414
January 10, 2020, 12:44:41 AM
I'm dying rn looking at Twitter.


An effectively symbolic act makes it at least look like they're trying, I guess?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

MMIX

#3415
January 10, 2020, 10:28:23 AM
Oh my god is it  this easy to manipulate the most powerful man on the planet:-

Quote"God's used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn't perfect. Saul wasn't perfect. Solomon wasn't perfect," outgoing Energy Secretary Rick Perry said in an interview on "Fox & Friends" before going on to claim that he had given the president "a little one-pager on those Old Testament kings about a month ago. And I shared with him, I said, 'Mr. President, I know there are people who say, you know, you are the chosen one,' and I said, 'You were.' "
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/11/26/apocalyptic-myth-that-helps-explain-evangelical-support-trump/

Maybe we are really all fucked / unless we aren't [obligatory discordian disclaimer]


"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Johnny

#3416
January 10, 2020, 01:43:25 PM

Did the educational system fail to foster critical thinking?
Or is indoctrination and the media too strong?
Perhaps the cultural genesis of the country and its roots were rotten from the start?
Is it capitalism, and everyone too busy in the rat race to be able to think?
Is England the causality behind all of this, and theyre semi-conciously doing penance thru Brexit?

<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Doktor Howl

#3417
January 10, 2020, 01:57:22 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on January 10, 2020, 01:43:25 PM

Perhaps the cultural genesis of the country and its roots were rotten from the start?


The other stuff is true, but this is the main bit.
Molon Lube

Cain

#3418
January 10, 2020, 02:18:50 PM
Anglo-Saxons were a mistake.

Doktor Howl

#3419
January 10, 2020, 05:57:24 PM
Oh, my.  :lulz:

Molon Lube
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