General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

You cannot keep claiming every U.S. president as the antichrist, that's not gonna end well.

But it's a time-honored American tradition

[Doktor Howl]

You cannot keep claiming every U.S. president as the antichrist, that's not gonna end well.

Fuckin' watch me.

[The Wizard Joseph]

You cannot keep claiming every U.S. president as the antichrist, that's not gonna end well.

None of this is going to end well anyway.
I still think that we should continue to promote Obama as "a better Antichrist than Trump" just to rankle Trump and make him fuck up being the Antichrist all the harder.

[Cain]

You cannot keep claiming every U.S. president as the antichrist, that's not gonna end well.

None of this is going to end well anyway.
I still think that we should continue to promote Obama as "a better Antichrist than Trump" just to rankle Trump and make him fuck up being the Antichrist all the harder.

This is a much better idea.

[chaotic neutral observer]

I still think that we should continue to promote Obama as "a better Antichrist than Trump" just to rankle Trump and make him fuck up being the Antichrist all the harder.

We need an Antichrist Scoring System (ASS).

Do you suspect you or someone you know might be the Antichrist?  This simple questionnaire will tell you!

[LMNO]

I think I saw that quiz on Buzzfeed last week.

[Cain]

It's interesting how Trump and Netanyahu have somehow managed to negotiate a peace process with the Palestinians, without them being present at the talks.

Is that the word, negotiation, when two states team up to tell a third state what to do? Or is that an ultimatum, I get them confused so easily...

[Doktor Howl]

It's interesting how Trump and Netanyahu have somehow managed to negotiate a peace process with the Palestinians, without them being present at the talks.

Is that the word, negotiation, when two states team up to tell a third state what to do? Or is that an ultimatum, I get them confused so easily...

Sounds familiar.

Oh, yeah.  Remember when Czechoslovakia was "negotiated" with, with Hitler, Chamberlain, and Daladier handling that tiresome business for them?

[Cain]

It even looks similar.

Israel's already moving to mobilise to fully annex the territories they would be given under this "agreement".

[LMNO]

...they're gonna kill all the Palestinians, aren't they?

[Doktor Howl]

...they're gonna kill all the Palestinians, aren't they?

"Kill."  This is such an ugly word.

Try "displaced".

[The Wizard Joseph]

...they're gonna kill all the Palestinians, aren't they?

"Kill."  This is such an ugly word.

Try "displaced".

See also "delocate" 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Alarmists, all of you. The Palestinians are simply going to experience a terminal event.

[Cain]

[Doktor Howl]

How is he not the star attraction at the county fair punching booth?