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Doktor Howl

#3795
April 11, 2020, 07:04:19 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 10, 2020, 03:19:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2020, 01:09:37 AM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 10, 2020, 12:46:54 AM
Quote from: Suu on April 10, 2020, 12:22:52 AM
So we've finally hit end-stage syphilis.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-signs-order-encouraging-us-mine-moon-minerals-1496823
:lulz:
I can't express how happy that makes me.  It's just so utterly pointless.

I am also enjoying this more than is reasonable.  :lol:

This shit is why I need you back on Facebook.  :cry:

IKR?  It's the end of the world and I am disconnected in Tucson.  :crankey:
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#3796
April 12, 2020, 01:12:22 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-keeps-talking-republicans-dont-122811994.html

The trump presidency is FOUR YEARS of The Aristocrats.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3797
April 12, 2020, 03:31:31 AM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Wizard Joseph

#3798
April 15, 2020, 09:10:01 PM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Cramulus

#3799
April 15, 2020, 09:41:53 PM
It's the 2020 version of Nero making his horse a senator.

The Wizard Joseph

#3800
April 16, 2020, 01:59:01 AM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

#3801
April 16, 2020, 02:03:08 AM
Molon Lube

Juana

#3802
April 16, 2020, 02:36:08 AM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#3803
April 16, 2020, 09:06:18 AM
A guy goes to a talent agent. He says, "I've got the greatest show you've never seen. I get up on stage and I evict the black half of the audience. I parade in twelve women and rape four of them. I marry three. Then I rape them, too. I have kids with all of them, and the one daughter that pops out, I develop a strange sexual tension with. I don't actually have sex with her, I just sort of silently insinuate that I might be thinking about it, which is in some ways worse than actually having sex with her. I get millions of dollars from Russia for no reason, but I'm so stupid that I actually put it on my tax forms, which I then set fire to. I start loudly complaining about Mexicans. I become president, and I do literally everything I can to not just fuck shit up, but to get away with it, too. Then Mitch McConnell comes out and starts fellating me."


The talent agent says, "Fantastic! What's the name of that act?"
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

P3nT4gR4m

#3804
April 16, 2020, 12:48:09 PM
Quote from: Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard on April 16, 2020, 09:06:18 AM
A guy goes to a talent agent. He says, "I've got the greatest show you've never seen. I get up on stage and I evict the black half of the audience. I parade in twelve women and rape four of them. I marry three. Then I rape them, too. I have kids with all of them, and the one daughter that pops out, I develop a strange sexual tension with. I don't actually have sex with her, I just sort of silently insinuate that I might be thinking about it, which is in some ways worse than actually having sex with her. I get millions of dollars from Russia for no reason, but I'm so stupid that I actually put it on my tax forms, which I then set fire to. I start loudly complaining about Mexicans. I become president, and I do literally everything I can to not just fuck shit up, but to get away with it, too. Then Mitch McConnell comes out and starts fellating me."


The talent agent says, "Fantastic! What's the name of that act?"

Yoinked!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Faust

#3805
April 16, 2020, 01:16:29 PM
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried again.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Wizard Joseph

#3806
April 16, 2020, 02:53:40 PM
 :enough:
:jumper:
:peedee:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#3807
April 16, 2020, 04:16:46 PM
Quote from: Faust on April 16, 2020, 01:16:29 PM
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried again.

IF ANYONE HERE HAS ANY PROOF THAT BOB SAGET RAPED AND MURDERED A GIRL IN 1992 PLEASE GO TO THE POLICE
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Doktor Howl

#3808
April 17, 2020, 01:47:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 16, 2020, 01:16:29 PM
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Molon Lube

Faust

#3809
April 17, 2020, 10:46:28 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 17, 2020, 01:47:23 AM
Quote from: Faust on April 16, 2020, 01:16:29 PM
I can hear Gilbert Gottfried again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
No I mean literally hear him, I think he's been eating out of my bins and living in my attic like the spider man of denver
Sleepless nights at the chateau
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