General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Cramulus]

repost, but whatever:

imagine a crew of spiders wearing overalls just jack-hammering away at TRUMP's brain. And one of em is like "He needs to be HOW stupid tomorrow?" and he wipes his spider forehead and he's like "This is givin' ME brain spiders!"

[Cain]

I'm wondering if someone has been feeding Trump Qanon propaganda. We know there's been a wink-wink relationship between the White House and the movement, and about a year ago the Qanon people were all about drinking bleach to cure autism.

[Cain]

Even more interestingly, earlier this year some were claiming it was a cure for coronavirus.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

I support the idea of QAnon supporters drinking bleach. It will lead to a lower number of QAnon supporters. Honestly its a little surprising that their cult didn't order them to all kill themselves sooner.

[Cain]

Well they have to help save the mole-children first, you see.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

ROTFLOL! That's stupid even for them!

[Doktor Howl]

Well they have to help save the mole-children first, you see.

I am here for this. 

[Junkenstein]

Seeing as how he's using sarcasm as a defense now, like he's literally learnt what the word is and what it means yesterday, I'm expecting this to eventually become a catch all excuse for the entire administration.

"NO putin does NOT have pictures of me PISSING on prostitutes"

It nearly works, apart from all the problems.

[Bu🤠ns]

I'm wondering if someone has been feeding Trump Qanon propaganda. We know there's been a wink-wink relationship between the White House and the movement, and about a year ago the Qanon people were all about drinking bleach to cure autism.

gosh ya know--it's almost like they're a testbed cult.

[Cain]

Almost. Though I've been led to believe that Trump thinks bleach is a cure for a lot of things, including AIDS, so it's possible he's not huffing his own cultists farts just yet.

[Juana]

Including AIDS???? What. Where did you hear this?

[Cain]

I couldn't get a source, because searching for anything involving Trump and bleach is currently pure hell on the internet, but no less than three different people I trust mentioned independently that they remembered him saying this in the 80s.

[Faust]

death is technically a cure, checkmate libtards

[altered]

I want to present to you my favorite terrible thing.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Miracle_Mineral_Supplement

[Cramulus]

death is technically a cure, checkmate libtards

you know what else kills 100% of the viruses in a pietri dish? a hand gun