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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 22, 2016, 04:26:22 PM

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Cramulus

Quote from: Bruno on August 10, 2020, 08:21:40 AM
A.N.T.I.F.A. terrorists

I like how setting "antifa" like its an acronym makes it feel like some 80s TV action squad.

Bruno

Quote from: Cramulus on August 29, 2020, 01:44:41 PM
Quote from: Bruno on August 10, 2020, 08:21:40 AM
A.N.T.I.F.A. terrorists

I like how setting "antifa" like its an acronym makes it feel like some 80s TV action squad.

Right? That's where the 'A' in "A-Team" comes from!
Formerly something else...

PopeTom

-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

POFP

#4143
I've been digging into the QAnon/Vanwatech/8Chan stuff for a few days now. I'm putting together a thorough and complete report with technical and layman analyses and sending it to some News Outlets anonymously when I'm done. I've got some connections to DemocracyNow I'm going to take advantage of as well.

What I've found so far is pretty unsettling, but there's still a lot more to unpack.

Initial findings:

- 8Chan is running a meme production line, and most of the common influential Right-Wing memes you see on Social Media are definitely sourced directly from QAnon.

- QAnon has new recruits taking part in operations called "Boatfagging" and "Planefagging", which is a process of using American (And occasionally international) plane and boat tracking systems online to look for "Suspicious" Naval/AirForce activity. They make no indication as to what the recruits are to be looking for, although they've occasionally hinted at terrorist activity, and ask that new recruits involve senior members when they find something odd. Considering this has literally no effect on any of their main goals, I can only surmise this exercise has one or more of the following purposes:

    - Croud-sourced, constant analysis of US Government and Public travel supervised by a foreign power like Russia (Saves them time and money since they don't have to hire a KGB/Intelligence FSB/Intelligence (Lol) employee to do the grunt work)

    - Or it's merely an induction technique that makes recruits feel like they're on "Super t0p s3cr3t official business" until they get bored and move onto memeing.

- VanwaTech provides CDN services to sites that breed Hyper-Fascist manifestos and other propaganda/discussion boards.

- VanwaTech-serviced sites often link directly or indirectly to illegal porn, boards that discuss rape/murder fantasies, and borderline/technically legal loli shit.

- VanwaTech provides CDN services to sites that are directly linked to strictly Russian Message Boards that openly push Racist, Fascist Accelerationism.

QAnon has generally avoided putting all its hosting "eggs" in one basket. It uses VanwaTech for its nerve center (8Kun/8Chan), but uses DreamHost and other service providers as well for QAnon related/tied web apps, like custom Message Board search engines, file hosting, etc.

I've seen Message Board convos telling recruits to impersonate Lefties, learn their language, and infiltrate their groups so that they can start infighting. I've seen them explicitly tell recruits to push Third Parties and ideas that are anti-Trump AND anti-Biden to achieve this goal. I've seen instructional threads on how to bypass bans, and basically stay present on Social Media and detect Shadow Bans, etc.

Ultimately, this all feels like both, crowd-sourced Russian Intelligence, and Right-Wing Accelerationist melting pots.

More to come.

(Also, those randomized domains on the Daily Stormer IP are just Daily Stormer Article Shortened Links)
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Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

POFP

Oh, and I also found instances where Q was asked by QAnon members to get Trump to send encoded messages/signals in Tweets. I will be going through Trump's Tweets tomorrow to confirm these messages were reverberated AFTER these requests.

If we can connect Russia to QAnon, something like this can connect QAnon to Trump, and therefore Russia to Trump.
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Cain

The Senate report into 2016 Russian interference already establishes Trump's Russia links beyond a shadow of a doubt. Just nobody paid attention to it.

Besides, what Qanon considers Trump "acknowledging" them and what actually counts as Trump acknowledging them are two very different things. Qanon nerds are convinced Trump typos and weird formatting are evidence of him communicating in code, and not being a senile, rage-filled old man with a poor grasp of the Queen's English.

POFP

Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2020, 12:43:04 PM
The Senate report into 2016 Russian interference already establishes Trump's Russia links beyond a shadow of a doubt. Just nobody paid attention to it.

Besides, what Qanon considers Trump "acknowledging" them and what actually counts as Trump acknowledging them are two very different things. Qanon nerds are convinced Trump typos and weird formatting are evidence of him communicating in code, and not being a senile, rage-filled old man with a poor grasp of the Queen's English.

But Senate Reports aren't sexy. In a US being ripped apart by complete distrust in the Establishment(s), official documents from one Establishment about how the other Establishment shouldn't be trusted probably seem obligatory and forced. To get people to pay attention, we gotta make it seem like neither Establishment had a hand in the findings.

I mean, it's either we re-release the Senate Report in Comic Sans, and with every Committee Member's name replaced with Big Foot or "Alien Jeff", or you let this armchair enthusiast do the work an entire team of people has already done but with less precision and available resources!  :argh!:

And of course. Simply having the phrase in the the Tweet wouldn't count.

Although, there are a few phrases that were suggested that I'd be very surprised to see worked into a Trump Tweet  :lol:

I swear to God, someone requested "reach around". I'm going off the assumption that that one was trolling, but if I find that in a Trump Tweet, I'm flagging that shit  :lol:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

minuspace

Quote from: PoFP on September 03, 2020, 01:35:14 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2020, 12:43:04 PM
The Senate report into 2016 Russian interference already establishes Trump's Russia links beyond a shadow of a doubt. Just nobody paid attention to it.

Besides, what Qanon considers Trump "acknowledging" them and what actually counts as Trump acknowledging them are two very different things. Qanon nerds are convinced Trump typos and weird formatting are evidence of him communicating in code, and not being a senile, rage-filled old man with a poor grasp of the Queen's English.

[...]

I swear to God, someone requested "reach around". I'm going off the assumption that that one was trolling, but if I find that in a Trump Tweet, I'm flagging that shit  :lol:


:lulz:

Cain

Qanon posted a list copied from the Internet Research Agency, the Russian troll farm

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1301543928936755202?s=21

As pointed out by the author, copying a Russian intel operation's output might be a good way to throw people off the scent.

POFP

Quote from: Cain on September 03, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
Qanon posted a list copied from the Internet Research Agency, the Russian troll farm

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1301543928936755202?s=21

As pointed out by the author, copying a Russian intel operation's output might be a good way to throw people off the scent.

So it seems like Russia is involved with QAnon. Even if they aren't behind the movement and its base, they are likely directly involved in supporting it and providing memes/ammunition. However, it sounds like Q Leadership is trying to take advantage of that involvement, and the Senate Report, and all the things pointing at Russia to shift the blame and focus in their direction only?
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

LMNO


The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: LMNO on September 04, 2020, 03:01:20 AM
Fuck it.

Cain, 2020. Write in.

Not until I see a notarized, long form certificate of live birth proving thay he's not a US citizen.
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In the beginning, there was Cain, and he said "Let there be rational thought."

And then Cain said "Goddammit.  What part of that was hard to understand?"
Molon Lube

altered

TWJ you're just giving me flashbacks to the requests for the long form of EoC's sombrero, I'm not happy about this because we STILL NEVER GOT THE SECOND PART OF THE JOKE
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There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: altered on September 04, 2020, 05:07:10 AM
TWJ you're just giving me flashbacks to the requests for the long form of EoC's sombrero, I'm not happy about this because we STILL NEVER GOT THE SECOND PART OF THE JOKE

I warned you guys.  I did.  I shouted it out loud, and you still voted for the fake Mexico.
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