General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread

[Fujikoma]

I'm sure the media is just blowing this out of proportion like Russia, Ukraine, Covid-19, all just to make Trump look bad. Those bus drivers were appointed by Obama, bam, mystery solved. Let's get Barr on this.

EDIT: I should probably add that I'm being sarcastic by channeling the Trumpanzee mindset. I honestly wouldn't be too surprised to see such on Faux.

[Cain]

So, does anyone have any FANTASTIC LATE POLLING DATA or is it too early for that?

[Bruno]

Probably too early. Also probably too early to start drinking, and yet I started 10 minutes ago.

Biden's ahead in Florida by 1.7% with 77% reporting, and currently leading in Georgia by 2.2%, but only 6% reporting.

[Suu]

It's still too early to tell on most states, including the battleground states, regardless of what your source says. ABC says something different than NPR says something different than 270, etc...

[The Johnny]

US elections always remind me how much of a fraud electoral votes are.

[Suu]

I'm watching 3 different projections: ABC, NPR, and 270toWin. Every site has something different.

[The Johnny]

Typing presidential race into Google shows up a very simple map with decided and undecided states and the popular vote numbers.

[Suu]

Helpful tool.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/11/03/upshot/network-race-call-tracker.html

[Doktor Howl]

Calling it.  We're fucked.

[Doktor Howl]

So, does anyone have any FANTASTIC LATE POLLING DATA or is it too early for that?

 

[The Johnny]

Calling it.  We're fucked.

Biden seems way ahead in electoral votes by like 100, but on popular vote its like 2.5kk behind.

[The Johnny]

Calling it.  We're fucked.

Swing states looking pretty grim, it appears to be that Trump won.

[Fujikoma]

I was planning to try to be a refugee somewhere if Trump wins, but my friend talked me out of it, she's, experienced with corruption and everything falling apart because she's from a third world country, and I defer to her wisdom. I really do not want Trump to win, I feel like if he does it's the beginning of the end for the whole world.

[POFP]

Considering the percentage of people who polled that they planned to vote by mail-in, I think we will truly have to wait for all the mail-ins over the next day or two. If Biden can get Arizona, Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, he has a serious chance, and since (I think) the latter three count their mail-ins + early votes last, Biden is likely to start picking up in those states later in the night and well into tomorrow.

And since all the News Site numbers are based on predicted voter turnout, the mail-ins make things a bit harder to really predict.

Just in case Trump tries to call it early, I've got a bottle of New Riff Single Barrel, Nicotine patches, and a sheet of Benadryl.

I think Trump's going to win, but I'm trying to be optimistic without necessarily getting my hopes up.

[Fujikoma]

Wait, I know there's a pandemic but given what's at stake I'd expect people to vote in person. Anything less is asking for this to become a slanted supreme court ruling. I voted early, but like, I seriously doubt any of the bullshit coming out of Trump's mouth could win me over.