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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4365 on: January 08, 2021, 11:47:13 pm »
Trump has been banned from Twitter.

Permanently.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4366 on: January 11, 2021, 04:17:35 am »
10 Bucks says Parler is intended to be hosted by VanWatech, the CDN for Daily Stormer, 8Chan/Kun, and QMap after Amazon turns them off at (3?)AM EST tonight.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4367 on: January 11, 2021, 06:56:22 pm »
10 Bucks says Parler is intended to be hosted by VanWatech, the CDN for Daily Stormer, 8Chan/Kun, and QMap after Amazon turns them off at (3?)AM EST tonight.

Also, since VanwaTech's* Hosts are now officially in Russia, wouldn't that also mean that Russia would have unfettered access to Personal User Data and ex-US-Military/Active Law Enforcement insider knowledge, and overall Influence power from and over millions of Americans, many of which have just assisted in organizing a coup against the US Government and are ripe for use in further insurgencies?

I NEED AN ADULT  :horrormirth:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4368 on: January 11, 2021, 08:58:26 pm »
Very probably, but since Parler's users doxxed themselves I doubt they were struggling to get the info in the first place.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4369 on: January 11, 2021, 09:12:21 pm »
Evidence of intent, maybe?
Formerly something else...

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4370 on: January 11, 2021, 10:45:17 pm »
Very probably, but since Parler's users doxxed themselves I doubt they were struggling to get the info in the first place.

True :lulz:  - I guess it was the direct influence over Ex-Military and Active Law Enforcement that I was more worried about. They'd have direct jurisdiction over what happens on the site, the information presented, and could more easily access and direct resistance groups and movements based on EM/LE involvement, and take advantage of insider details that they post in what would normally be closed groups, simply because they have direct access to all the data. Ideally, they'd no longer have to get an operative to try and weasel his way into a group (Not that it was hard anyways) or fish for suckers and distribute propaganda. They would be able to orchestrate the flow of information through Idiot America almost programmatically. If they've got Admin access, they could create their own Users with specific access, process post text for keywords and build statistics to get a quantitative analysis of radicalism in public discourse, and amplify that radicalism with targeted Propaganda they feed into whatever groups they want whenever they want. Add in the fact that many of these people they're manipulating might have had Security Clearances and unique military experience, and they can probably start getting Groups created that build military knowledge repositories by asking those users the right questions, all in the name of "Take our country back from the 'Demonrats'".

I mean, is it absurd to suggest that we could start to see highly organized, unregulatable online paramilitary operations in US cities managed directly by Russia if that site becomes part of their jurisdiction?

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4371 on: January 13, 2021, 09:50:07 pm »
So, Trump was impeached again today.

These 10 republicans decided to stand with actual law and order:

Liz Cheney, WY
Tony Gonzalez, OH
Jaime Herrera-Beutler, WA
John Katko, NY
Adam Kinzinger, Ill.
Peter Meijer, MI
Dan Newhouse, WA
Tom Rice, SC
Fred Upton, MI
David Valadao, CA
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4372 on: January 14, 2021, 04:45:16 am »
Most of those are not really too surprising to me or complete unknowns.

And then there's Tom Rice. WHAT? REALLY?  Who the fuck are the other House Republicans again; Goebbels and Himmler?

Seriously. Tom Fucking Rice. The writer of this season of The Universe is off their fucking Haldol.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4373 on: January 20, 2021, 01:35:39 pm »
FUCKING CALLED IT

Well, partially. I thought they'd go through VanwaTech to get the Hosting, but they decided to go straight to VanwaTech's Host Providers, DDoS-Guard. So it's official. Parler is now hosted on Russian-owned servers, and the Russians now have unmitigated access to an American Right-Wing Conspiracy Propaganda Machine.

This definitely won't have an impact on American politics for decades. At all.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4374 on: January 20, 2021, 02:00:18 pm »
Call me paranoid, but what if Trump left early for a reason?

Like a little surprise left behind or some shit?
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4375 on: January 20, 2021, 02:10:45 pm »
The presidential letter he left behind ticks
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4376 on: January 20, 2021, 02:25:24 pm »
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After uncertainty given his decision to skip the inauguration, a White House spokesman has confirmed that the departing president has left his successor a letter.

Donald Trump had resisted conceding the election until very recently and even in his farewell remarks from the White House did not mention President-elect Joe Biden by name.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4377 on: January 20, 2021, 09:41:58 pm »
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After uncertainty given his decision to skip the inauguration, a White House spokesman has confirmed that the departing president has left his successor a letter.

At this point I'm happy he didn't just shit on the Resolute Desk on his way out.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4378 on: January 20, 2021, 09:47:33 pm »
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After uncertainty given his decision to skip the inauguration, a White House spokesman has confirmed that the departing president has left his successor a letter.

At this point I'm happy he didn't just shit on the Resolute Desk on his way out.

I'm not. I'm not attached to not having poop on government furniture, on one hand, and on the other, that might be just enough to get the creatures that enabled him to want to stomp on him instead, which we sure could use.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4379 on: January 21, 2021, 12:33:24 am »
So he's not the president any longer, time to unsticky the thread?