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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Faust

#30
November 28, 2016, 04:09:53 PM
I was going to make a joke about you reducing any point you were trying to make down to a soundbite but it actually improves your ability to communicate so maybe not.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#31
November 28, 2016, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 28, 2016, 04:09:53 PM
I was going to make a joke about you reducing any point you were trying to make down to a soundbite but it actually improves your ability to communicate so maybe not.

"Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal!"
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"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#32
November 28, 2016, 09:55:24 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Salty

#33
November 28, 2016, 10:16:16 PM
ITT, a whole lot of not giving a shit.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#34
November 28, 2016, 10:33:04 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Goddess Eris

#35
November 29, 2016, 01:31:04 AM
"Just be yourself and we'll treat you as an equal. Your Self is an unfunny dumbshit."

THASS ALL FOLKS!!!!!

PS ok comix put more


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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#36
November 29, 2016, 05:02:22 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#37
November 29, 2016, 09:13:06 PM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Goddess Eris

#38
November 30, 2016, 01:18:29 AM
these are getting better


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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#39
November 30, 2016, 02:05:34 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#40
November 30, 2016, 08:05:31 AM
And make easily digestible 3 panel comics. Please, continue.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#41
November 30, 2016, 09:37:48 AM
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Faust

#42
November 30, 2016, 09:57:36 AM
Oh well...
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Faust

#43
November 30, 2016, 01:51:48 PM Last Edit: November 30, 2016, 02:15:04 PM by Faust
So let me see if I have this right, in summary:
we're hypocrites or move goal posts
we hurt your feelings
we want you to be nice, but we will not be nice
We say butthurt a lot
we are an echochamber, we require you to continue echoing
we use argument ad populum, and mock you when you point it out
we say that if you apologise that we will accept that and then we dont
we want you to debase yourself to demonstrate your humanity, we want you to grovel
When we imitate the pigeon comic, we do so in the style of a child arguing
We're dumbshit
we set up juvenile logic traps to catch you out
we dont tolerate different opinions
we like drunk girls, or at least girls you say are drunk
we compliment you, then you leave
Sleepless nights at the chateau

The Good Reverend Roger

#44
November 30, 2016, 02:56:33 PM
Quote from: Faust on November 30, 2016, 01:51:48 PM
So let me see if I have this right, in summary:
we're hypocrites or move goal posts
we hurt your feelings
we want you to be nice, but we will not be nice
We say butthurt a lot
we are an echochamber, we require you to continue echoing
we use argument ad populum, and mock you when you point it out
we say that if you apologise that we will accept that and then we dont
we want you to debase yourself to demonstrate your humanity, we want you to grovel
When we imitate the pigeon comic, we do so in the style of a child arguing
We're dumbshit
we set up juvenile logic traps to catch you out
we dont tolerate different opinions
we like drunk girls, or at least girls you say are drunk
we compliment you, then you leave

We are the cancer that's killing Discordianism.   :cry:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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