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Ranking recent trolls on a standardised scale of DK to Shandor

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, November 23, 2016, 05:13:07 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
November 23, 2016, 07:06:30 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 23, 2016, 06:23:02 PM
Best for me is a toss up between DK and AKK. I'm leaning DK cos AKK came back and it was just a total mehfest. The magic was gone  :cry:

AKK was so much better than DK for longevity and sticktoitiveness, but his glorious reboot was SO disappointing that it really detracted from his original mind-boggling work.

DK burned bright, but so much more briefly.
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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#16
November 23, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.

Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.

Carry on.

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The Wizard Joseph

#17
November 23, 2016, 07:33:53 PM
Quote from: chinagreenelvis on November 23, 2016, 07:12:07 PM
Hey, I started out perfectly honest here, but one of you thought it was appropriate to bite me and the virus was transferred. It's a little too early to be judging my troll skills as I haven't had time to fully mutate.

Oh, wait, being prematurely judgmental is what you guys do best.

Carry on.



Meh
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LMNO

#18
November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?

The Wizard Joseph

#19
November 23, 2016, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 07:03:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.

How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.

Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.

Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#20
November 23, 2016, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?

Do you mean Babylon Horuv or a totally different thing?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Junkenstein

#21
November 23, 2016, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?

Half a babylon horuv
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The Wizard Joseph

#22
November 23, 2016, 07:39:36 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 07:38:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?

Half a babylon horuv

I pay to see him get "The Solomon" treatment.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Freeky

#23
November 23, 2016, 11:00:12 PM
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours. 

POFP

#24
November 24, 2016, 03:10:32 AM
RP could be a DK of he turned up the insults and smug to 11. RP also doesn't deflect and avoid points as often as DK, which makes it more of a back and forth, and not a never-ending onslaught of condescension and basement dwelling neckbeardisms.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
November 24, 2016, 04:24:35 AM
Quote from: LMNO on November 23, 2016, 07:36:11 PM
...But what is one Horab worth?

Horab was before my time, but from what I've seen in the archives, about .4 RWHN pre-divorce, .09 RWHN post-divorce.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
November 24, 2016, 04:25:32 AM
Quote from: Freeky on November 23, 2016, 11:00:12 PM
Where does Number_6 fall on the scale? I mean, he wasn't great, but he hit EVERY trope in under 12 hours.

Oh man I forgot about that guy. He was a speed demon. 2 Shandors.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
November 24, 2016, 04:27:49 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on November 23, 2016, 07:03:10 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2016, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 23, 2016, 05:16:41 PM
So that makes a Brother Nihil around half a tedious eric?

He'd have to be trolling to qualify. Pretty sure he's actually SRS. If anything he's being trolled by his imaginary African friends.

Is there a symbol for an infinitesimal amount above actual nothing? He's that.

How many DK is in an AKK. That dude was a MACHINE.

Original AKK? 4 DKs. Return of AKK? 1 Shandor.

Kinda like "Crystal" Pepsi? Reboot was much like the original but the world had moved on or was it just that the new AKK was truly an inferior product?

It was kind of some of each. Like, he came back with the old schtick, but the schtick was no longer novel, plus you could just tell his heart wasn't in it anymore. It was more sad than anything else.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Random Probability

#28
November 28, 2016, 01:46:47 PM
Wait.  I thought everyone here was a troll.

Fuck.  Now I'm confused.

MithridatesXXIII

#29
November 28, 2016, 03:47:33 PM
Can we get a zero to ten scale with these new names included?
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