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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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ERIS'SSSSSSS THREAD

Started by Goddess Eris, November 29, 2016, 01:34:12 AM

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Goddess Eris

It's MY thread and YOU CANT HAVE IT

ITT talk about me, or pray to me so we can all have a laugh


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PS sorry if I fucked up ur life lately but girls just wanna have fun


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The Wizard Joseph

Did you happen to see my personal introductory reply a post of yours in the introduction thread?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Freeky

O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums?  For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly.  We keep getting those.

The Good Reverend Roger

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Quote from: Freeky on November 29, 2016, 05:54:22 PM
O Eris, can you please send some unsuspecting new blood to our forums?  For preference, someone who's not an unfunny fragile butterfly.  We keep getting those.

:lulz:

Irony is my medicine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

dEAR eRIS. i HAVE BEEN GOOD. i WANT AN xBOXAND THE NEW cALL OF dUTY GAME AND A BIGSCREEN TV AND A PUPPY AND SOME KIND OF TECTONIC EVENT THAT SENDS A TSUNAMI AT THE uk ON OR AROUND MY BIRTHDAY WOULD BE SUPER KTHNXBAI

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

DERE ERUS,

EVERYTHING IS FINE.  YOU JUST KEEP DOING YOUR THING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Dear Eris,

Please let what happened in 2016 stay in 2016.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Goddess Eris

Yes Wizard Joseph I did see your reply, and your application for the position of sycophant is currently being processed!!

Freeky - I'm working on it, look for my new album dropping entitled "My New Album Is Dropping" for a Shout Out to the PD forums (no relation to a similar single by a similar name)

PeNtAgRaM- the Tsunami is on its way but I'm pretty bad with dates and linear time, however expect both the Xbox and Big Screen Idiot Box to wash ashore straight from 1 Downing Street!!! It's the same Xbox Controller that Cameron used for drone strikes so consider eBaying that shit!!!!!

Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!! [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]


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The Wizard Joseph

*rubs hands together in weasely fashion*

But allow me to lead your cult of sycophantic followers to ever greater deeds in your name and ERIS shall be upon all lips, and all people will just act like they always knew it, even as they now pretend that trolling and many other deed that glorify your Words always was and shall be known to them. They shall all forget not knowing your names! Discordia your era has begun! The world waits ready like a to-go meal with your name already on it. Allow me to get that for you.

I need a new job anyway.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Ziegejunge

Last time we talked I said I wanted to be blessed. Apparently I mumbled and you heard me say that I wanted two big breasts.

Can I give these back?

Trivial

I can't even 9 tons of flax.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Goddess Eris on November 30, 2016, 01:14:45 AM

Roger and Nigel, you are good boys and will get something special from me in your stockings!!!!! [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]


My primary emotional response upon reading this is fear.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."