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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 31, 2016, 03:28:44 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

December 31, 2016, 03:28:44 AM
An acquaintance of an acquaintance submitted this to one of those bullshit predatory journals, and they published it.

:lulz:

http://medcraveonline.com/JNHFE/JNHFE-05-00183.pdf
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

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December 31, 2016, 06:37:41 AM
Quoteanal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 31, 2016, 03:46:14 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2016, 06:37:41 AM
Quoteanal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!

I can't help thinking it must have been incredibly fun to write, too. I bet they laughed so hard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

whenhellfreezes

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December 31, 2016, 09:29:08 PM
Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
December 31, 2016, 10:43:20 PM
Quote from: whenhellfreezes on December 31, 2016, 09:29:08 PM
Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.

I am fairly certain she already does. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#5
January 02, 2017, 09:45:28 PM
Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?
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Trivial

#6
January 02, 2017, 09:47:30 PM
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

MMIX

#7
January 02, 2017, 09:53:21 PM
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
January 03, 2017, 05:28:40 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 02, 2017, 09:45:28 PM
Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?

Probably not, but almost certainly a clone thereof.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 03, 2017, 05:31:35 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 02, 2017, 09:47:30 PM
http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/

:lulz: wow.

And these pay-to-play organizations also give shysters and charlatans an avenue for "publishing" their disreputable research papers, affording them the veneer of credibility to the vast majority of the public who have no way of knowing any better.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

MithridatesXXIII

#10
January 13, 2017, 01:09:21 PM
"fed them to 11 undergraduates"

I needed that laughter
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