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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 31, 2016, 03:28:44 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

An acquaintance of an acquaintance submitted this to one of those bullshit predatory journals, and they published it.

:lulz:

http://medcraveonline.com/JNHFE/JNHFE-05-00183.pdf
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Quoteanal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 31, 2016, 06:37:41 AM
Quoteanal sensations have been documented
to  be  quite  different  based  on  multiple  factors,  including  stomach  pH,  overall  nerve 
desensitization,  height,  weight,  and  salsa  preference.

:lulz:

This is great!

I can't help thinking it must have been incredibly fun to write, too. I bet they laughed so hard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


whenhellfreezes

Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: whenhellfreezes on December 31, 2016, 09:29:08 PM
Bonus your acquaintance of an acquaintance can put published author on his/her CV.

I am fairly certain she already does. :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Trivial

Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?
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Trivial

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 02, 2017, 09:45:28 PM
Is this the same journal that published something made with autocomplete?

Probably not, but almost certainly a clone thereof.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on January 02, 2017, 09:47:30 PM
http://www.bartneck.de/2016/10/20/ios-just-got-a-paper-on-nuclear-physics-accepted-at-a-scientific-conference/

:lulz: wow.

And these pay-to-play organizations also give shysters and charlatans an avenue for "publishing" their disreputable research papers, affording them the veneer of credibility to the vast majority of the public who have no way of knowing any better.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


MithridatesXXIII

"fed them to 11 undergraduates"

I needed that laughter