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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1140 on: May 12, 2017, 10:52:15 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1141 on: May 13, 2017, 05:22:47 am »
I'm going to need an update to my use of the word "implied".

Writing something down is implying, since you're not exactly saying it out loud?  8)
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1142 on: May 14, 2017, 12:51:17 am »
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1143 on: May 14, 2017, 10:02:47 am »
This made me chuckle. Very short, short story by Chas Stross. Topical. Amusing
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1144 on: May 14, 2017, 10:54:43 pm »
I am officially allowed to say my wife is pregnant.

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« Reply #1145 on: May 15, 2017, 04:20:49 am »
I am officially allowed to say my wife is pregnant.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1146 on: May 15, 2017, 04:05:46 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1147 on: May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 am »
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1148 on: May 16, 2017, 03:00:00 am »
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1149 on: May 16, 2017, 05:11:25 am »

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1150 on: May 16, 2017, 05:43:58 am »
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1151 on: May 16, 2017, 05:46:28 pm »
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

 :?

I assume your cloud is made up on 1 server?  :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1152 on: May 16, 2017, 06:39:56 pm »
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

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I assume your cloud is made up on 1 server?  :lulz:

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #1153 on: May 16, 2017, 06:58:19 pm »
The Cloud, she cannae take the strain?

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« Reply #1154 on: May 16, 2017, 07:43:53 pm »
The only typo I've ever made that I didn't regret   :lol:
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