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Junkenstein

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
I should know by tomorrow or Monday if I have the world's worst technical job.

Leaving Junkie in the dust, here, if I have it.

I've spent the last few weeks crawling around a sewage plant so I'm out of the loop on a few things. Badly behind on others.

It's been a special kind of hell. The smell. Good gods the FUCKING SMELL.

still have another week to go to fully spec the budgets.

Hahahahapleasejustkillmenowhahaha
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on January 26, 2017, 07:30:15 PM
That's hilarious, especially if he thought Scrubgenius was going to be more lenient with his bullshit than we were.

Scrubgenius will ban at the drop of a hat, and bans are forever.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on January 26, 2017, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
I should know by tomorrow or Monday if I have the world's worst technical job.

Leaving Junkie in the dust, here, if I have it.

I've spent the last few weeks crawling around a sewage plant so I'm out of the loop on a few things. Badly behind on others.

It's been a special kind of hell. The smell. Good gods the FUCKING SMELL.

still have another week to go to fully spec the budgets.

Hahahahapleasejustkillmenowhahaha

Gotcha beat.  It's so bad that I'm never gonna say what it is.  The pay is, however, appropriate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 26, 2017, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
RP is now on Scrubgenius, the private board, moaning about how awful we all are.   :lulz:

I believe that is the legal requirement for butthurt flouncing.

well, he was banned, but yes.

Was he? I missed that. I assumed flounce based on past meltdowns.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 27, 2017, 02:30:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 06:51:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 26, 2017, 06:41:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 03:22:03 PM
RP is now on Scrubgenius, the private board, moaning about how awful we all are.   :lulz:

I believe that is the legal requirement for butthurt flouncing.

well, he was banned, but yes.

Was he? I missed that. I assumed flounce based on past meltdowns.

He was banned here for spamming, there for shit-stirring.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2017, 02:18:23 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 26, 2017, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
I should know by tomorrow or Monday if I have the world's worst technical job.

Leaving Junkie in the dust, here, if I have it.

I've spent the last few weeks crawling around a sewage plant so I'm out of the loop on a few things. Badly behind on others.

It's been a special kind of hell. The smell. Good gods the FUCKING SMELL.

still have another week to go to fully spec the budgets.

Hahahahapleasejustkillmenowhahaha

Gotcha beat.  It's so bad that I'm never gonna say what it is.  The pay is, however, appropriate.

Are you Trump's new cybersecurity czar?  I imagine having to explain the Cyber to Trump is fairly mortifying.

Vanadium Gryllz

Are you in charge of clearing the debris after White House basement parties?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

Bruno

#337
Someone on FB pointed out  that Steve Bannon looks like a Garbage Pail Kid.




Edited for ambiguation.
Formerly something else...

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2017, 12:14:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2017, 02:18:23 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 26, 2017, 10:37:43 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 26, 2017, 07:10:23 PM
I should know by tomorrow or Monday if I have the world's worst technical job.

Leaving Junkie in the dust, here, if I have it.

I've spent the last few weeks crawling around a sewage plant so I'm out of the loop on a few things. Badly behind on others.

It's been a special kind of hell. The smell. Good gods the FUCKING SMELL.

still have another week to go to fully spec the budgets.

Hahahahapleasejustkillmenowhahaha

Gotcha beat.  It's so bad that I'm never gonna say what it is.  The pay is, however, appropriate.

Are you Trump's new cybersecurity czar?  I imagine having to explain the Cyber to Trump is fairly mortifying.

Let's not get all crazy, now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

Husband is in hospital for eeg monitoring, they need to trigger a seizure and his brain isn't cooperating.  It's all like "oh sure now you WANT me to do this."

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

LMNO


Trivial

Quote from: LMNO on January 27, 2017, 04:55:22 PM
Shit.  Hope things turn out ok!

Yeah they're doing sleep deprivation now and he ain't happy.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Don Coyote

I hate my hometown. It has people like this.

QuoteI'm saying make sure the guy you're calling a Nazi is in fact a Nazi before using the term. If someone has evidence that Mr. "Hitler Wasn't Wrong" is in fact a dues-paying member of Stormfront or some other fascist promoting organization, I'd like to see it.


hooplala

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2017, 06:06:38 PM
I hate my hometown. It has people like this.

QuoteI'm saying make sure the guy you're calling a Nazi is in fact a Nazi before using the term. If someone has evidence that Mr. "Hitler Wasn't Wrong" is in fact a dues-paying member of Stormfront or some other fascist promoting organization, I'd like to see it.

Thinks only the ones with documentation are part of the problem... derp.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Don Coyote

Quote from: Hoopla on January 28, 2017, 12:07:46 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2017, 06:06:38 PM
I hate my hometown. It has people like this.

QuoteI'm saying make sure the guy you're calling a Nazi is in fact a Nazi before using the term. If someone has evidence that Mr. "Hitler Wasn't Wrong" is in fact a dues-paying member of Stormfront or some other fascist promoting organization, I'd like to see it.

Thinks only the ones with documentation are part of the problem... derp.

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