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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Pergamos

#405
February 05, 2017, 04:57:38 AM
I have a real job for the first time in a very long time.  it involves getting up very early in the morning and helping people build houses.  i am enjoying it far more than I would have predicted.

Cain

#406
February 06, 2017, 08:01:16 PM
Just another day at work:

>Email is sent that student is no longer allowed guests due to something that happened on weekend
>Come onto shift, find student has two guests in the building

Trivial

#407
February 06, 2017, 08:04:51 PM
Guys, people seriously think Lady Gaga is a Satanist and a member of the Illuminati. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

P3nT4gR4m

#408
February 06, 2017, 08:06:38 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 06, 2017, 08:04:51 PM
Guys, people seriously think Lady Gaga is a Satanist and a member of the Illuminati. 

Of course they do, they're people. Fuckers will believe any shit.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#409
February 06, 2017, 08:08:17 PM
I really wish that was true.

On the plus side, Miley Cyrus totally is.

Cain

#410
February 06, 2017, 08:14:23 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 06, 2017, 08:04:51 PM
Guys, people seriously think Lady Gaga is a Satanist and a member of the Illuminati.

Glow in the dark bat'leth's are pretty Satanic IMO

Trivial

#411
February 06, 2017, 08:36:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 06, 2017, 08:14:23 PM
Quote from: Trivial <insert joke> on February 06, 2017, 08:04:51 PM
Guys, people seriously think Lady Gaga is a Satanist and a member of the Illuminati.

Glow in the dark bat'leth's are pretty Satanic IMO

Needed moar baphomets. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

NeonWytch

#412
February 06, 2017, 09:29:58 PM
It's been interesting watching the alt right (de?)evolve from it's pseudointellectual "dark enlightenment" roots and slide further into kek-worship and alex jones. this is what happens when you coopt image board culture. Gamergate was a blessing and a curse for the alt-right.
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#413
February 06, 2017, 09:59:10 PM
I came back

Salty

#414
February 06, 2017, 10:02:02 PM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#415
February 06, 2017, 11:29:28 PM
Hey Pixie!

hooplala

#416
February 06, 2017, 11:42:45 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

minuspace

#417
February 07, 2017, 12:54:07 AM
Me, I'm hunting reptlicants.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#418
February 07, 2017, 01:00:39 AM
Already tired of the "my team lost the Superbowl. Maybe I should go march in protest" derpery.

So tired.

tired
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#419
February 07, 2017, 08:03:16 AM
Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 06, 2017, 09:59:10 PM
I came back

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yay. :) I am glad.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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