Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar

[Junkenstein]

History is written just invented by the victors people with the most subscribers who are batshit insane.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we're going to see so much more of this shit over the next few years Icke and infowars are going to start looking rational in comparison.

[The Wizard Joseph]

History is written just invented by the victors people with the most subscribers who are batshit insane.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we're going to see so much more of this shit over the next few years Icke and infowars are going to start looking rational in comparison.

FORGET ABOUT THE FLOURIDE IN THE BABY BLANKETS! IT'S THE DMT LACED VACCINES MADE TO SELL YOU OLD COPIES OF THE NEW TESTAMENT IN YOUR INTRACRANIAL DATAFEED THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO WRITE YOUR CORPORATE SURVIVAL BOARD ABOUT!!!!!

And now a thinkpiece retrocog about the original gay frogs and how we stopped them from out breeding humanity during the Pre-Imperium era.

[Junkenstein]

TRUMP TOOK THE DMT

[The Wizard Joseph]

TRUMP TOOK IS THE DMT

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

[Don Coyote]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

[Don Coyote]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Whoa

[Trivial]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Woah, can they test on diabetic mice?  Curious if it's the high sugar in the blood stream or something produced.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Woah, can they test on diabetic mice?  Curious if it's the high sugar in the blood stream or something produced.

They can and probably will. These are results that the visiting scientist literally just analyzed from her side-project... she essentially just said "Hmmmm I wonder" and ran this small side-study with about 20 mice per group. Since the results were so dramatic, she now has a whole new avenue of study to pursue. At least one PhD will be made on this, I am betting.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

See, now I want them to hire her instead of telomerase guy. I'd work in her lab in a heartbeat! Plus she has a neuro background.

[Trivial]

I'd go into a life science field, but then I'd have to actually remember to write things down and prove stuff.

I just want to test things on other things.

I guess I really want to be a mad scientist.

[Freeky]

Another faculty hopeful is doing the presentation-lunch-tour thing today. This one's an expert on sepsis, which is frankly way less sexy than an expert on telomerase, but it should be interesting.

Um, talking about sepsis during lunch?

Right before lunch, actually. A whole slideshow and everything!

You would be surprised what biologists can retain their appetites through. 

Fascinating sepsis research fact: A high-sugar diet prevents sepsis mortality in mice.

Please tell me it's because it's somehow acting like a preservative.

Mmmm sugared mice

It's metabolic, but they haven't put their finger on what, exactly, is happening. It's pretty dramatic, though... as in THE WHOLE TREATMENT GROUP made full recoveries from a disease that killed 55% of the control mice.

Whoa, cool!

[Freeky]

I'm going to try to get into volunteering at animal shelters, but most of them want early morning so I need to get my bike fixed. 

[Junkenstein]

Just had a tender rejected from obvious corruption and collusion. Very pissed off.

If I knew the client was that bent I'd have done better than a paltry 2 grand bribe. For anyone thinking that the UK isn't corrupt as fuck this is just another one to add to the pile I've seen over the years.