Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar

[Don Coyote]

I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

Let me add to your terror. Rail Roads.

[Meunster]

Its always akward when you are awaken by a paramedic jabbing his thumbs into your chest.

Roomate thought I killed myself, cops kicked down my door and eveything.

Just a heavy sleeper, orrrr.....?

Heavy sleeper. Also have phases of hypersomnia and insomnia.

[Freeky]

I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

Let me add to your terror. Rail Roads.

Luckily, I don't think I have to ride over those. But yeah FUCK NO.

[Junkenstein]

Its always akward when you are awaken by a paramedic jabbing his thumbs into your chest.

Roomate thought I killed myself, cops kicked down my door and eveything.

Just a heavy sleeper, orrrr.....?

Heavy sleeper. Also have phases of hypersomnia and insomnia.

Sounds like your roommate is as smart as you are.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I just got on a bike for the first time in almost 20 years.

Some thoughts:
-Riding a bike may be a skill that you never forget, but it's no less nerve-wracking and harrowing.
-Potholes.
-Stopping is hard because my feet don't touch the ground.
-Potholes.
-If I can relax my grip for a few seconds, it's really pleasant.
-FUCKING POTHOLES ARE TERRIFYING.

I didn't fall, but god damn there are a lot of potholes in my neighborhood.

I've been commuting by bicycle for much more of my adult life than I have driven. All those things have lost their terror. But cars still try to run me over on the reg. That never stops.

[Cain]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

In other knees, I busted up my knee and had a moron wake me up about 5 hours earlier than I intended.  So today is just great.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In a fit of stupidity, I did the sled like 10 fucking times at the gym, sent my BP into the stratosphere, and spend an hour lying on the floor.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

As a kind of dialogue piece it may work both ways, I'd push disdain against your optimism kind of thing.

If I could request a split from a mod that can be bothered I'll see what I can do, if that's OK with you?

That sounds great to me!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If only dogs had muscular lips, they'd never shut up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_zW6APE1qQ

[Don Coyote]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

In other knees, I busted up my knee and had a moron wake me up about 5 hours earlier than I intended.  So today is just great.

Hydration and warming up, also whole throat is muscle, make it buff, inject steroids, swallow nails.

[TheEldritchGod]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

Hydration and warming up, also whole throat is muscle, make it buff, inject steroids, swallow nails.

Chew broken glass for breakfast just to be mean. And starbursts. I use lots of starburst fruit chews. You know why they are so juicy? The chemicals in the candy are a natural irritant and your mouth makes massive amounts of saliva in an attempt to dilute the irritant. I suggest cutting a fruit chew into fourths and eating only a little when you pause from time to time. Helps to flatten it out ahead of time.

[Junkenstein]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

In other knees, I busted up my knee and had a moron wake me up about 5 hours earlier than I intended.  So today is just great.

Some people take not being able to shut up to a professional level.

In other news, "in other knees" is amusing me far more than it probably should.

[Cain]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

In other knees, I busted up my knee and had a moron wake me up about 5 hours earlier than I intended.  So today is just great.

Some people take not being able to shut up to a professional level.

In other news, "in other knees" is amusing me far more than it probably should.

Just shows how amazingly tired I was.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

Hydration and warming up, also whole throat is muscle, make it buff, inject steroids, swallow nails.

Chew broken glass for breakfast just to be mean. And starbursts. I use lots of starburst fruit chews. You know why they are so juicy? The chemicals citric acid (you fucking moron) in the candy are a natural irritant and your mouth makes massive amounts of saliva in an attempt to dilute the irritant. I suggest cutting a fruit chew into fourths and eating only a little when you pause from time to time. Helps to flatten it out ahead of time.

[Freeky]

My voice is killing me after all that streaming yesterday.  I don't know how these "pro-streamers" do 10 hour stints or whatever.

Hydration and warming up, also whole throat is muscle, make it buff, inject steroids, swallow nails.

Chew broken glass for breakfast just to be mean. And starbursts. I use lots of starburst fruit chews. You know why they are so juicy? The chemicals citric acid (you fucking moron) in the candy are a natural irritant and your mouth makes massive amounts of saliva in an attempt to dilute the irritant. I suggest cutting a fruit chew into fourths and eating only a little when you pause from time to time. Helps to flatten it out ahead of time.

Citric acid can be a good source of vitamin C, can't it?

*runs off to wikipedia*

Edit: Nope, it's ascorbic acid. Now I know.