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Started by Faust, December 26, 2016, 10:27:24 AM

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The Wizard Joseph

I'm about 70% certain this is actually RP on a fresh batch of questionable stimulants.

The 30% uncertainty is due to it possibly being a not so fresh batch.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on February 24, 2017, 06:00:47 PM
I'm about 70% certain this is actually RP on a fresh batch of questionable stimulants.

The 30% uncertainty is due to it possibly being a not so fresh batch.

Nah, this one is younger and dumber than Ron Paul. The other one is definitely RP or an RP clone, though. I suspect that the Libertarian forums just churn them out like an assembly-line, all indoctrinated and ready to get in Internet fights.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Every few weeks, I add a fresh new batch of idiots to my block list, and every few weeks, I go back in and delete the ones who have quit posting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Roly Poly Oly-Garch

I can't reply in any of the productive boards, so I for one am thankful everytime someone comes in and pwns us with a social experiment.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

The Good Reverend Roger

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2017, 06:31:25 PM
Quote from: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 06:14:17 PM
I can't reply in any of the productive boards,

What, now?

It's something to do with the nanny wall at work, I think. When I try to post in that one sub, it just blanks out whatever I've written and goes to a new post screen. Used to happen across the whole forum. Now it only happens in there.
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P3nT4gR4m

So, aye, found out today I'm gonny be a grandad. :eek:

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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 10:53:47 PM
So, aye, found out today I'm gonny be a grandad. :eek:

Holy What The Hell? I kind of was stuck with this image of you as an early 30's mostly feral hooligan. I'm still sticking with that image, but also adding Granddad, because...hell yeah!

Congratulations!
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Junkenstein

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 10:53:47 PM
So, aye, found out today I'm gonny be a grandad. :eek:

Congrats on beating darwin man.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 24, 2017, 10:57:50 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 10:53:47 PM
So, aye, found out today I'm gonny be a grandad. :eek:

Holy What The Hell? I kind of was stuck with this image of you as an early 30's mostly feral hooligan. I'm still sticking with that image, but also adding Granddad, because...hell yeah!

Congratulations!

Pent's old as fuck, man. He's been around so long that Nessie isn't sure whether he's real or just a fanciful legend.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Today I did a ridiculously adult thing, and ordered a brand-new washing machine to be delivered to our house.

I've ordered new appliances before, but it's been a long-ass time.

I can't wait to do it some more, all our appliances are crap. None of them work quite right.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 02:27:44 AM
Today I did a ridiculously adult thing, and ordered a brand-new washing machine to be delivered to our house.

I've ordered new appliances before, but it's been a long-ass time.

I can't wait to do it some more, all our appliances are crap. None of them work quite right.

No more You Tube videos and swears? Breaks my heart just a little.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 25, 2017, 08:49:39 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 25, 2017, 02:27:44 AM
Today I did a ridiculously adult thing, and ordered a brand-new washing machine to be delivered to our house.

I've ordered new appliances before, but it's been a long-ass time.

I can't wait to do it some more, all our appliances are crap. None of them work quite right.

No more You Tube videos and swears? Breaks my heart just a little.

THOSE DAYS ARE GONE.

I hope.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Meunster

Quote from: Junkenstein on February 23, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
Quote from: Meunster on February 23, 2017, 08:31:21 PM
Quote from: Roly Poly Oly-Garch on February 23, 2017, 08:16:52 PM
Quote from: Meunster on February 23, 2017, 08:13:56 PM
Its always akward when you are awaken by a paramedic jabbing his thumbs into your chest.

Roomate thought I killed myself, cops kicked down my door and eveything.

Just a heavy sleeper, orrrr.....?

Heavy sleeper. Also have phases of hypersomnia and insomnia.

Sounds like your roommate is as smart as you are.

He knows about my mental condition . I'm not going to get detailed on here cause i feel like id be trying to excuse my behavior. 
Poe's law ;)

Faust

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