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Cain

#1140
May 12, 2017, 10:52:15 PM
My avatar is a dagger through a skull which means "To The Death".

P3nT4gR4m

#1141
May 13, 2017, 05:22:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 12, 2017, 10:48:10 PM
I'm going to need an update to my use of the word "implied".

Writing something down is implying, since you're not exactly saying it out loud?  8)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Freeky

#1142
May 14, 2017, 12:51:17 AM
I learned about the cone snail today and I am never going to the beach again.


QuoteFIFTY NANOGRAMS PER KILOGRAM HAS A 50% CHANCE OF KILLING YOU. A 220-POUND HUMAN HAS A 50% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL AGAINST JUST 5 MICROGRAMS OF CONOTOXIN. 

I DID SOME MATH. 

IT WOULD TAKE 7-9 MILLIGRAMS OF CONOTOXIN TO KILL A BLUE WHALE, THE HEAVIEST ANIMAL TO EVER LIVE.

MMIX

#1143
May 14, 2017, 10:02:47 AM
This made me chuckle. Very short, short story by Chas Stross. Topical. Amusing
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2017/05/rejection-letter.html
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Don Coyote

#1144
May 14, 2017, 10:54:43 PM
I am officially allowed to say my wife is pregnant.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1145
May 15, 2017, 04:20:49 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on May 14, 2017, 10:54:43 PM
I am officially allowed to say my wife is pregnant.

:banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#1146
May 15, 2017, 04:05:46 PM
Congratulations Don Coyote!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Trivial

#1147
May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

:?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1148
May 16, 2017, 03:00:00 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

:?

wut
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1150
May 16, 2017, 05:43:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 16, 2017, 03:00:00 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

:?

wut

yes, exactly
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

POFP

#1151
May 16, 2017, 05:46:28 PM
Quote from: Trivial on May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

:?

I assume your cloud is made up on 1 server?  :lulz:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Trivial

#1152
May 16, 2017, 06:39:56 PM
Quote from: PoFP on May 16, 2017, 05:46:28 PM
Quote from: Trivial on May 16, 2017, 02:20:58 AM
Co-worker is dealing with a station IT team that is demanding to know why our cloud doesn't have a load balancer.

:?

I assume your cloud is made up on 1 server?  :lulz:

His name is Fred and he's a perfectly balanced individual.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Cain

#1153
May 16, 2017, 06:58:19 PM
The Cloud, she cannae take the strain?

POFP

#1154
May 16, 2017, 07:43:53 PM
The only typo I've ever made that I didn't regret   :lol:
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.
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