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Freeky

#1200
May 23, 2017, 08:07:56 PM
So, me getting the kittens was probably the best thing I could have done for my mental health. I've been in a state of recovery ever since, and while I'm not perfect, I'm entertaining ideas of starting my own business, which is just making and selling teas, which is simple enough. I am aware that that is not all that'll be required of me, but I'm still working on logistics anyway, so whatever.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1201
May 23, 2017, 10:00:01 PM
Quote from: Freeky on May 23, 2017, 08:07:56 PM
So, me getting the kittens was probably the best thing I could have done for my mental health. I've been in a state of recovery ever since, and while I'm not perfect, I'm entertaining ideas of starting my own business, which is just making and selling teas, which is simple enough. I am aware that that is not all that'll be required of me, but I'm still working on logistics anyway, so whatever.

That's really awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1202
May 24, 2017, 12:39:09 AM
Happy birthday, Cain!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#1203
May 24, 2017, 12:45:52 AM
Thanks, though the birthday on my FB profile is fake.

But then, the Queen can have two birthdays, so I can as well. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#1204
May 24, 2017, 12:46:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on May 24, 2017, 12:45:52 AM
Thanks, though the birthday on my FB profile is fake.

But then, the Queen can have two birthdays, so I can as well.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEYSER SOOOOOOOZE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1205
May 24, 2017, 04:15:15 AM
My parents went to Rome on a United flight and now Trump is there.  I'm waiting to see if they'll end up in the news somehow.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1206
May 25, 2017, 04:30:54 AM
For $49 I can buy an Alexa Dot and have it call up my congressman and  hurl abuse on him on command.

Already ordered it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1207
May 25, 2017, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2017, 04:30:54 AM
For $49 I can buy an Alexa Dot and have it call up my congressman and  hurl abuse on him on command.

Already ordered it.

I just got a couple when the refurbs went on sale.

I think you can use this:  https://ifttt.com/connect/amazon_alexa/phone_call  and then some sort of random insult generator attached.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1208
May 25, 2017, 04:58:45 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 25, 2017, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2017, 04:30:54 AM
For $49 I can buy an Alexa Dot and have it call up my congressman and  hurl abuse on him on command.

Already ordered it.

I just got a couple when the refurbs went on sale.

I think you can use this:  https://ifttt.com/connect/amazon_alexa/phone_call  and then some sort of random insult generator attached.

Thanks!

I can just link it to "Talk Like Warren Ellis".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1209
May 25, 2017, 07:14:30 PM
I'm grading quizzes and holy shit I have no idea what happened while I was gone, but apparently it wasn't learning digestive anatomy. At all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#1210
May 25, 2017, 07:38:41 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2017, 07:14:30 PM
I'm grading quizzes and holy shit I have no idea what happened while I was gone, but apparently it wasn't learning digestive anatomy. At all.

As an aspiring artist with a penchant for zombies, learning digestive anatomy is totally on my todo list :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1211
May 26, 2017, 01:02:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 25, 2017, 07:38:41 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 25, 2017, 07:14:30 PM
I'm grading quizzes and holy shit I have no idea what happened while I was gone, but apparently it wasn't learning digestive anatomy. At all.

As an aspiring artist with a penchant for zombies, learning digestive anatomy is totally on my todo list :lulz:

The hard part is the dissection. They didn't even have to DO it; just LOOK at it. I am taking it from their quiz scores that they did not.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1212
May 26, 2017, 01:03:25 AM
I have spent way too much time dealing with and touching a dead guy's balls today. I have a feeling the next class is also going to demand a lot of guided tours through his balls.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Trivial

#1213
May 26, 2017, 02:03:11 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on May 26, 2017, 01:03:25 AM
I have spent way too much time dealing with and touching a dead guy's balls today. I have a feeling the next class is also going to demand a lot of guided tours through his balls.

Everyone needs a hobby?
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Trivial

#1214
May 26, 2017, 02:08:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2017, 04:58:45 AM
Quote from: Trivial on May 25, 2017, 04:54:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 25, 2017, 04:30:54 AM
For $49 I can buy an Alexa Dot and have it call up my congressman and  hurl abuse on him on command.

Already ordered it.

I just got a couple when the refurbs went on sale.

I think you can use this:  https://ifttt.com/connect/amazon_alexa/phone_call  and then some sort of random insult generator attached.

Thanks!

I can just link it to "Talk Like Warren Ellis".

Alexa project so far: Calendar and to do function is nice.  Just set it up to receive and make phone calls, but cannot get it to select an individual device.  Both devices "ring" when calling it.  Was attempting an intercom setup, but it's more like calling your own landline.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.
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