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Cain

#1290
June 13, 2017, 05:07:43 AM
I feel much the same upon learning internet Nazis are crying over the new Wolfenstein game involving shooting Nazis.

Trivial

#1291
June 13, 2017, 05:15:09 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2017, 05:07:43 AM
I feel much the same upon learning internet Nazis are crying over the new Wolfenstein game involving shooting Nazis.

What is fun is when there is a guy in the thread complaining that said nazis are just trolls and not real, and if they were he's not anything like one.  Then follows up in another thread that only white men have ended wars.

He's not really a nazi or sexist or anything, he's just saying things that must be known. He has this knowledge, must share it!
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Cain

#1292
June 13, 2017, 05:34:55 AM
Surely if there are no more Nazis, it's OK to shoot them in video games?

P3nT4gR4m

#1293
June 13, 2017, 06:58:08 AM
So I've always kept an open mind with nazis, like maybe they're just misunderstood and all they really want is to be loved (sans joos) or some shit but they be hating on Wolfenstein? Naw, fuck 'em, pile them up and burn the bastards  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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hooplala

#1294
June 13, 2017, 01:07:57 PM
The fragility of nazis was not something I was prepared for in the new zeitgeist. It is most amusing.
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Very well then I contradict myself,
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#1295
June 13, 2017, 01:54:32 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 13, 2017, 01:07:57 PM
The fragility of nazis was not something I was prepared for in the new zeitgeist. It is most amusing.

YOINK

Junkenstein

#1296
June 13, 2017, 02:40:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 13, 2017, 01:07:57 PM
The fragility of nazis was not something I was prepared for in the new zeitgeist. It is most amusing.

Who would ever have thought that proponents of a inherently flawed ideology would be less than stable themselves?
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Cain

#1297
June 13, 2017, 10:04:24 PM
My students seem to think there is a serial cat burglar breaking into kitchens to put toasters in there, and they are very concerned about it.

Please kill me.

Freeky

#1298
June 13, 2017, 10:14:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2017, 10:04:24 PM
My students seem to think there is a serial cat burglar breaking into kitchens to put toasters in there, and they are very concerned about it.

Please kill me.

That is hilariously bizarre.

Cain

#1299
June 13, 2017, 10:17:15 PM
I went and put toasters in their kitchens.  Because some toasters broke and needed to be replaced.  So naturally they assume someone a) broke in and b) left a fully functional toaster there for no good reason.

Freeky

#1300
June 13, 2017, 10:21:16 PM
Clearly, you had ulterior motives in replacing their toasters. You're a menace to society and need to be stopped.

Trivial

#1301
June 13, 2017, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2017, 10:17:15 PM
I went and put toasters in their kitchens.  Because some toasters broke and needed to be replaced.  So naturally they assume someone a) broke in and b) left a fully functional toaster there for no good reason.

People only do that with accordions. 
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1302
June 14, 2017, 02:13:33 AM
Quote from: Trivial on June 13, 2017, 10:23:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 13, 2017, 10:17:15 PM
I went and put toasters in their kitchens.  Because some toasters broke and needed to be replaced.  So naturally they assume someone a) broke in and b) left a fully functional toaster there for no good reason.

People only do that with accordions.

Yeah, not sleeping tonight.  :shudder:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trivial

#1303
June 14, 2017, 03:01:01 AM
Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck.  :argh!:
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1304
June 14, 2017, 03:06:42 AM
Quote from: Trivial on June 14, 2017, 03:01:01 AM
Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck.  :argh!:

Eggrolls are one of the things I really miss.   :cry:

Even if, when looked at critically, they are disgusting and awful.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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