Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar

[Trivial]

Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck. 

Eggrolls are one of the things I really miss.   

Even if, when looked at critically, they are disgusting and awful.

Sausage is like that, but it's in my unlimited category.  Woo.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck. 

Eggrolls are one of the things I really miss.   

Even if, when looked at critically, they are disgusting and awful.

Sausage is like that, but it's in my unlimited category.  Woo.

Same! 

But NO alcohol or anything made with potatoes. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Season 2 of Preacher comes out on the 25th of this month!

HUZZAH!

[Trivial]

Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck. 

Eggrolls are one of the things I really miss.   

Even if, when looked at critically, they are disgusting and awful.

Sausage is like that, but it's in my unlimited category.  Woo.

Same! 

But NO alcohol or anything made with potatoes. 

I have to have some carbs, it's just figuring out the magical amounts of things which is a bit annoying.  Even ties to time of day.  Activity level doesn't seem to be affecting much which is odd because I thought it should.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Goddamnit what the hell is in this eggroll that spiked my blood sugar.  Can't eat fucking eggrolls. Fuck. 

Eggrolls are one of the things I really miss.   

Even if, when looked at critically, they are disgusting and awful.

Sausage is like that, but it's in my unlimited category.  Woo.

Same! 

But NO alcohol or anything made with potatoes. 

I have to have some carbs, it's just figuring out the magical amounts of things which is a bit annoying.  Even ties to time of day.  Activity level doesn't seem to be affecting much which is odd because I thought it should.

Oh, I can have bread and some rice.

But any potatoes at all spike the fuck out of my blood sugar.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I went and put toasters in their kitchens.  Because some toasters broke and needed to be replaced.  So naturally they assume someone a) broke in and b) left a fully functional toaster there for no good reason.

Your students are part of my inspiration for researching whether being raised with a surplus of resources has detrimental effects on brain development.

[Cain]

It's either that or lead. 

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

God, I'd forgotten how great this place is for absolute fucking madness. I missed this.

[Trivial]

Today I learned the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called "Shelly's leg" and it was named after a dancer named Shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly%27s_Leg

[hooplala]

lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident

This is one of those things where I never want to learn the details. They could never live up.

[Trivial]

lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident

This is one of those things where I never want to learn the details. They could never live up.

It's actually rather gruesome.

[hooplala]

lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident

This is one of those things where I never want to learn the details. They could never live up.

It's actually rather gruesome.

Losing a limb tends to be. Arteries and so on. Part of the reason I didn't want to learn anymore details... such as how gruesome it presumably was.

But still... a confetti cannon accident. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This is hanging in my mother-in-law's bathroom.

But it's okay, it's "cute" and "vintage-style". And if there's a problem, you should just grow up, according to a reliable source.

[LMNO]

Holy shit.

[hooplala]

Great googly moogly.