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White Nationalist/Neo-Nazi Recruitment Rally

Started by Bathtub Jim, February 09, 2017, 05:31:23 PM

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#31
Quote from: Meunster on February 10, 2017, 05:14:46 PM
Quote from: V3X on February 10, 2017, 04:54:50 PM
Quote from: Meunster on February 10, 2017, 04:51:27 PM
Anyone else notice that how the far right nazis and the far left commies both say they represent the working people, but most of their groups  are neets, and working people just want them to fuck off?

I'm a far-left Commie and I don't say I represent "working people". I don't represent anyone, really. I just support not being a horrible racist bag of shit with no redeeming qualities.


The fuck kind of communist doesn't work with or for the proletariat. 
If you have a working class then you do not have a classless society. And the great sin committed against the working class is not just that they are unappreciated and underrewarded but the very fact that they are working class. Just and stable equality can only be achieved by total automation and elimination of the paradigm of working for a living. The entire population must be gathered into the ivory tower.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


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bugmenоt

Please have at least one nearby friend who can see how you're doing at any time.

Here are some ideas in case you choose to go undercover. I've not tested all of them.

Don't smile. Smiling makes them suspicious. Shouldn't be too hard not to smile amongst fascists anyway. As long as there's nothing specific to fake-laugh at, try to mimic a Moai statue's facial expression.

Roam some White Nationalist forums beforehand, so you'll have something to talk about just in case. It also allows you to piggyback on the "conspiracy" mindset you often find amongst them. You could, for example, claim that forum X is secretly run by far-left Socialists or something.

Maybe even contact that specific group beforehand and "join" them in order to gain their trust.

You could sneak your own flyers amongst theirs, with instructions on how to "join an underground Nationalist network" or "make your phone hacker-proof". Did you know that an Android phone starts formatting itself as soon as you type *2767*3855# where you normally type numbers? No warning messages. No confirmation. The factory reset starts as soon as you type the last character.

Hand out free cookies that taste awful.

Handing out white roses is probably safe, because one needs to know history to get the reference.

Bad smell has already been suggested. It's a subtle way to lower their chances of recruiting new members. Sneakily putting a stinking substance on their propaganda material could be effective. Butyric acid smells really bad.

Put on some annoying music, pretending to be dead serious about it.

Needs some considerable skill, effort, and/or money, but https://gizmodo.com/5829551/free-t-shirts-given-to-neo-nazis-contained-a-secret-message-after-being-washed

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#33
Spread a rumor about one of more of them having distant black or arab ancestry

Quote from: Weltbürger (NSFW) on February 11, 2017, 05:20:31 PM
Hand out free cookies that taste awful.

Hand out free cookies that haven't been cooked properly and represent a salmonella hazard. Something where the batter both includes eggs and has been allowed to sit our overnight without refridgetation before being cooked, and not cooked thoroughly. Maybe also add exlax.
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

tyrannosaurus vex

Make a batch of ricin, plant it on someone in the crowd, and call the DHS.
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Quote from: V3X on February 11, 2017, 06:13:45 PM
Make a batch of ricin, plant it on someone in the crowd, and call the DHS.

Isn't that an executive department?
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Bathtub Jim

As the resident bureaucratic adviser, I unequivocally disavow some of these suggestions which are in contravention to the laws and regulations which govern my temporal existence.
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Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 11, 2017, 07:55:03 PM
As the resident bureaucratic adviser, I unequivocally disavow some of these suggestions which are in contravention to the laws and regulations which govern my temporal existence.

I have hope for this one.

Salty

Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 11, 2017, 07:55:03 PM
As the resident bureaucratic adviser, I unequivocally disavow some of these suggestions which are in contravention to the laws and regulations which govern my temporal existence.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Bathtub Jim

Fuck my nippled ball farts, these fucking white nationalists and nazis are mobilizing directly in my community. Their online presence in local news threads has exploded, and they have been posting up their flyers in various spots around my community.
The most frustrating part is it seems like they are actually gaining traction.
I'm not in some podunk little southern town either...
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Pope Pixie Pickle

It sounds silly, but if you find they propaganda all over the place it's a good idea to counter it or obliterate their shit with sharpies

Bathtub Jim

Quote from: Pope Pixie Pickle on February 12, 2017, 01:14:52 AM
It sounds silly, but if you find they propaganda all over the place it's a good idea to counter it or obliterate their shit with sharpies

Next week once I have some time I plan on littering anti-nazi flyers like its turn of the millennia Fallujah. I have access to near unlimited paper and printers. I'll snoop around for some good flyers and look for a local organization to contact and link on there. Maybe a local diversity group for people to join, potentially the local Black Lives Matter chapter, or the Southern Poverty Law Center, and an organization designed to help people leave hate groups they have joined.
Opossums have opposable thumbs

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#43
Quote from: Bathtub Jim on February 12, 2017, 12:39:28 AM
Fuck my nippled ball farts, these fucking white nationalists and nazis are mobilizing directly in my community. Their online presence in local news threads has exploded, and they have been posting up their flyers in various spots around my community.
The most frustrating part is it seems like they are actually gaining traction.
I'm not in some podunk little southern town either...

For one thing I'd look into if the flyers and posters and stuff have been put up in places where it's legal to post flyers and stuff. If not, call the cops on them. If it is legal to post things there, maybe take one make a copy and change some information; names, phone numbers, that kind of thing and replace the real flyers. Maybe change their phone number to the number for to that deprogramming organization

EDIT:
Or perhaps an expensive phone sex line
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Q. G. Pennyworth

I am the best at flyers. Get me some written content and I'll churn out a bunch.