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What is Kek?

Started by TheEldritchGod, February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 AM

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TheEldritchGod

Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek. (Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.) I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.


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Kek is the gloryhole password that the notorious Muslim Homosexual the MAGA-kahn uses to jerk people off with his tiny hands.
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"Kek" is the biggest mistake
Those damned cuckmage fools
Ever did make.


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IPunchNazis

KEK is hate speech and should be illegal.

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Nuke this thread and everyone in it

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Quote from: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 AM
Hi. As a Kekistani who is in exile and fighting on the front lines of the on going World War: Meme, I remembered my time spent reading the Discipline Discordia and the BIP and it occurred to me that in many ways Kek seems rather Erisian.

Explain how you came to that conclusion.

Quote from: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 AM
However, upon coming to your discussion board, as a humble meme farmer, I am disappointed to see very little discussion about The God Kek.

Nobody farms memes. The memes use humans and maybe some birds as a substrate. Also, humble people tend to be hard to disappoint. You're constructing an inconsistent picture of yourself.

Quote from: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 AM
(Unless I just failed to understand how to use your search engine.)

It seems like you fail to understand many things.

Quote from: TheEldritchGod on February 20, 2017, 11:24:09 AM
I am very curious as to what the followers of Eris think about Kek. Yes, I'm leaving the topic rather open and not even asking a question because reasons. Please respond as to your thoughts on the topic as you see fit.

Your thread's title is a question. I've not heard of Kek as a God. While I usually welcome new Gods, I'm already sick of Kek and it's your fault.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Oh FFS. What is this, a refugee camp for former 4channers? Kek is the internet version of Caillou.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Isn't it a street variant of jenkem?

MMIX

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Oh WoW you are really funny, lol, lol, lol
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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


IPunchNazis

http://the-topkek.wikia.com/wiki/Topkek_%28food%29

TopKek is a Turkish snack food. KEK is just another example of cultural appropriation by hatemongers. #fuckthealtright

Salty

MOAR LEIK THE "KEK KEK KEK", AMIRITE?
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