Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party

[Al Qədic]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

If it's any consolation...I'm a pretty-new random asshole who's regularly online, and I have no goddamn idea who you are. So at least now there's a seventh person to keep that secret from?  Hi there total stranger.

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

If it's any consolation...I'm a pretty-new random asshole who's regularly online, and I have no goddamn idea who you are. So at least now there's a seventh person to keep that secret from?  Hi there total stranger.

I'll give you one hint: I don't give hints. Who am I?

[Al Qədic]

Hrmmmmm...you're...an interesting person. Well, I assume you're a person, at least. I've been wrong before.

[Doktor Howl]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

The shame is all just part of "Gob's Plan^TM" and is perfectly normal, or so I've been told.

[altered]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

Well, I am suitably shamed.

The shame is all just part of "Gob's Plan^TM" and is perfectly normal, or so I've been told.

Whoever the hell you are, I like you.

[The Johnny]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

did you just say theres a SECRET FORUM?????

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

And now that I'm looking around, there's like, what, six of you guys these days? Not the most exciting crowd to keep a secret from...

did you just say theres a SECRET FORUM?????

It's on the roof, next to the pool.

[Cramulus]

this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

[Cain]

I actually know, but I want to fuel pointless, outlandish speculation.

On a Discordian forum? Have you no decency? 

Mostly I was hoping my use of "outlandish" might make people accuse you of being AKK.

But I set my hopes too high 

[hooplala]

It's obviously Prince Tao Jones.

You have some 'splaining to do, mister.

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

I actually know, but I want to fuel pointless, outlandish speculation.

On a Discordian forum? Have you no decency? 

Mostly I was hoping my use of "outlandish" might make people accuse you of being AKK.

But I set my hopes too high 

My recollection of him is a little foggy, but I'm guessing that even I would have a hard time emulating his ass-hattery

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.

[hooplala]

this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.

Ohhhhh. It's cat~maxwell. Cool. Welcome back.

[IntentionallyLeftBlank]

this reminds me of when everybody had AOL Instant Messenger

and you'd get an IM from some name like QuackBlaster79 and they'd go GUESS WHO THIS IS

and you're like

Payne?
Hunter S Durden?
Ten Ton Mantis?

and they're like NO, KEEP GUESSING

like I'm literally just listing names I remember, because there are no clues

I'm sorta like a sepia officinalis, but a little less aquatic and a little more huggable.

Ohhhhh. It's cat~maxwell. Cool. Welcome back.

Ah fuck, you got me. Need to be more cryptic next time...