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Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2017, 02:51:48 AM

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Quote from: Qlip on August 29, 2017, 05:20:19 AM
Hey, I'm Qlip, I don't consider myself a Discordian, but I thought I'd hang out here for a bit. What lead me to this particular forum was that I made a friend through another friend, she was pretty cute and into Chaos Magick. I don't really truck with that, I myself am a lifelong Qabbalist, kind of on par with how I'm a guitarist, I can play Blackbird and the intro to Stairway to Heaven and that's all. So I stalked her for a bit on the social media, reading her reposted magick memes, all the while I got on with my life. I went on a half-year LSD trip, went clear, turned on to prog-folk, fell in love, and moved to the forest in Northern California.

Then she reposted a little excerpt called A ZEN STORY by somebody who billed himself The Count of Five Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal. I had just checked out a rental in Camp Meeker a few months ago. Looking more into the author of that piece, Camden Benares, it turns out he was the Postmaster of the little town I did end up in. Unfortunately he wasn't there when I signed up for my P.O. Box.  But, I did find a hobo mark on the post office fence post indicating this forum gave free handouts if you told a story.  Hi.

Hey new guy!
Woah! I had no idea what the Camp Meeker Cabal referred to - he was the postmaster for your town? that's crazy. I'm a big fan of Camden's book, Zen Without Zen Masters. If you dig up any other local Count of Fives stories, I would be dying to hear them.


There used to be a little qaballah contingent on this board - that cabal was nicknamed SSOOKN, but I can't recall what that stood for. LMNO, you must remember. This guy Mangrove (where IS mangrove, anyway??) actually taught me a bunch about Qaballah, and pointed me at the book Chicken Soup Qaballah, which seemed like a good introduction. ("It's all in your head, you just have no idea how big your head is." -- that line really sticks with me)


The board is a bit slow these days, but if you be pro-active and post some topics you want to discuss, people are sure to jump in. Anyway, welcome!

LMNO

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Quote from: Qlip on August 29, 2017, 05:20:19 AM
Hey, I'm Qlip, I don't consider myself a Discordian, but I thought I'd hang out here for a bit. What lead me to this particular forum was that I made a friend through another friend, she was pretty cute and into Chaos Magick. I don't really truck with that, I myself am a lifelong Qabbalist, kind of on par with how I'm a guitarist, I can play Blackbird and the intro to Stairway to Heaven and that's all. So I stalked her for a bit on the social media, reading her reposted magick memes, all the while I got on with my life. I went on a half-year LSD trip, went clear, turned on to prog-folk, fell in love, and moved to the forest in Northern California.

Then she reposted a little excerpt called A ZEN STORY by somebody who billed himself The Count of Five Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal. I had just checked out a rental in Camp Meeker a few months ago. Looking more into the author of that piece, Camden Benares, it turns out he was the Postmaster of the little town I did end up in. Unfortunately he wasn't there when I signed up for my P.O. Box.  But, I did find a hobo mark on the post office fence post indicating this forum gave free handouts if you told a story.  Hi.

:lulz:

You have no idea.

Welcome to the place where ferrets go when they die. Sorry about the smell.

And don't believe the voices, no matter how real they seem. They'll tell you we're terrible people, and they're not wrong, but it's more ideal to ignore them anyways.
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Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Qlip on August 29, 2017, 05:20:19 AM
What lead me to this particular forum was that I made a friend through another friend, she was pretty cute

This is the only rational excuse I've ever heard for this low-rent death cult, really.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Aside from the fact that it's a low rent death cult you mean?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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hooplala

Hi new guy. I would point you in the right direction to find good SSOOKN threads, but I head up the Department of Apathy. Or maybe I'm the Minister of Apathy... I forget.

Anyway, have fun. Or don't.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on August 30, 2017, 05:45:02 AM
Aside from the fact that it's a low rent death cult you mean?

Well, yeah.  The whole place smells like Nancy Spungen's hotel room.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Exactly! So gimme one rational excuse for not being here  :fap:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Chelagoras The Boulder

I mean, who wants to pay HIGH rent on a death cult, of all things?
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I'm Japanoise, twentysomething thing, she/her pronouns. This is my first time posting on a forum in probably over 10 years, haha.

I'm interested in Discordianism, having just read the Principia Discordia over on the main pd.com page. My name comes from Japanese Harsh Noise "music". I like skateboarding, surreal humor, music, and pretending to work while actually slacking off. I can program, but I quit that world because I'm sick of the toxicity and hype that surrounds tech. Let's be friends!
"Hey, I never said that!"
- The Buddha

LMNO


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#102
Been here a few days, may as well introduce myself (regardless of my lack of importance  :lol: )


I'm a musician/composer, writer, artist, occultist, comparative religion guy, film addict, screenplay/theatre guy, absurdist/surrealist, R.A.W. fan (and many more unimportant things that remain important), with an ongoing fascination with the Principia Discordia sacred text handed down to us by God's landlord himself!  :wink:

My signature probably plays into my interest in Kabbalah and Synchronicity too, lol.




The 23 Enigma was and is and will ever be a mindfuck of massive proportions. As discordians, do we still continue this tradition?

If you answered yes or no, you are probably lying and if you didn't answer at all then you are probably dead....
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This is a lot of new blood. Looks like my riffraff conjuration spell worked.
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