Well Good Afternoon,
I've probably come too late, or just on time.
-><- Q. 1. Who the hell are you, and how did you find this place? You're a cop, right? Yeah you are. Or you're wearing a wire. I can smell that shit, and you are most definitely some kind of spy for government agencies that never heard of us and wouldn't care if they did. Fess up.
A: No, I'll answer the rest right below in answer #2
-><- Q. 2. Why on Earth would you join a religion that worships a Greek God...And not just ANY Greek God, but the one all the OTHER Greek Gods thought was a troublemaker? You're just asking for it, you know.
A: I've not asked for anything, It's too much. I'm finding this tradition RIGHT as I am about to implement my own silly operations. I've had years of suffering, hope, and forest dwelling, and I am leaving. That snapped well, but I am confused, in some way(I don't know what it is; if I did I wouldn't be typing it this way). I've narrowly stopped myself from doing destructive things in the name of righteousness. Eris clearly has something planned through me, the dam seems to be breaking. I think, perhaps I am here to learn what the river couldn't teach me. (Metaphor, but also the river has been my teacher)