Hello! I am new. Forums confuse the hell out of me, but I'll try to contribute.
I am a terrible cook, but I can make really good sausage cheese balls. I will check the recipes section to make sure nobody has stolen my thunder on that.
Currently writing a book that combines Discordianism and Empedocledian doctrine with witchcraft and Chaos magic, because I never, ever want to be published, apparently.
I am neither a cop nor a cabbage, as far as I know.
Anywho, just wanted to introduce myself. Please only murder me in my sleep.