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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #495 on: April 13, 2021, 09:18:56 pm »
For the love of all that's holy, do NOT send a recipie to Roger.

I'm not sure if you've ever seen air spontaneously combust. Which means you haven't seen Roger try to make an ego waffle.

It's been like 4 years, so I thought I would point out these atrocities against the English language.

Also, there is nothing wrong with me.  It is just that wildly improbable events occur TO me in the kitchen.  I'm the victim here, buddy.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #496 on: April 14, 2021, 02:42:03 pm »
Hey newcomer.

Since you mentioned Zen Without Zen Masters, I wanted to mention -- I've got a discordian cabal that meets on Discord, and next Wednesday (April 21) we're going to meet at 8PM EST to discuss Zen Without Zen Masters.

Sounds like a lot of fun; unfortunately, my work schedule will not allow me to attend.  My employer tends to get a bit tetchy when I spend too much work-related time doing non-work-related stuff.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #497 on: April 14, 2021, 04:03:20 pm »
Hey newcomer.

Since you mentioned Zen Without Zen Masters, I wanted to mention -- I've got a discordian cabal that meets on Discord, and next Wednesday (April 21) we're going to meet at 8PM EST to discuss Zen Without Zen Masters.

Sounds like a lot of fun; unfortunately, my work schedule will not allow me to attend.  My employer tends to get a bit tetchy when I spend too much work-related time doing non-work-related stuff.

Stick his head on a pike.  Pour encourager les autres.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #498 on: April 16, 2021, 12:10:45 am »
Hey, I'm new. Well, I've lurked here on and off for a while, but new to saying anything (not that I'm likely to say very much, I suspect).
I found discordia five or six years ago, thought it was funny, and kept coming back to it for some reason. I have trouble expressing why it seems important, maybe I'm just scared of never doing anything that matters.
At the moment I'm into theoretical computer science and stories that are wholly metaphorical, but part of why I'm here (other than probably needing to get some social interaction somewhere) is that I keep running into the same ideas and it seems like being here might make it harder to let myself get stuck.

As far as recipes go, all I've really got to share is my housemate's halloween drink, consisting of lemon juice, sugar, peach schnapps, green food colouring and as much shredded mint as will fit in the bottle.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #499 on: April 16, 2021, 04:00:39 am »
Hey, I'm new. Well, I've lurked here on and off for a while, but new to saying anything (not that I'm likely to say very much, I suspect).
I found discordia five or six years ago, thought it was funny, and kept coming back to it for some reason. I have trouble expressing why it seems important, maybe I'm just scared of never doing anything that matters.
At the moment I'm into theoretical computer science and stories that are wholly metaphorical, but part of why I'm here (other than probably needing to get some social interaction somewhere) is that I keep running into the same ideas and it seems like being here might make it harder to let myself get stuck.

As far as recipes go, all I've really got to share is my housemate's halloween drink, consisting of lemon juice, sugar, peach schnapps, green food colouring and as much shredded mint as will fit in the bottle.

Welcome to the time sump.  There's a ton of short fiction, a novel or two, enough recipes to give you gout, and we have a Cramulus issue.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #500 on: April 16, 2021, 01:36:41 pm »
Hey, I'm new. Well, I've lurked here on and off for a while, but new to saying anything (not that I'm likely to say very much, I suspect).
I found discordia five or six years ago, thought it was funny, and kept coming back to it for some reason. I have trouble expressing why it seems important, maybe I'm just scared of never doing anything that matters.
At the moment I'm into theoretical computer science and stories that are wholly metaphorical, but part of why I'm here (other than probably needing to get some social interaction somewhere) is that I keep running into the same ideas and it seems like being here might make it harder to let myself get stuck.

As far as recipes go, all I've really got to share is my housemate's halloween drink, consisting of lemon juice, sugar, peach schnapps, green food colouring and as much shredded mint as will fit in the bottle.

welcome!

you say you keep coming back to Discordia, but why? what's next? what's it leading you to?
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Welcome to the time sump.  There's a ton of short fiction, a novel or two, enough recipes to give you gout, and we have a Cramulus issue.





you have a cramulus issue, old man  :argh!:

I have a Cramulus SOLUTION

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #501 on: April 16, 2021, 04:46:18 pm »
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #502 on: April 17, 2021, 02:54:31 am »
Something about a baby

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #503 on: April 17, 2021, 03:07:34 am »
Welcome to the time sump.  There's a ton of short fiction, a novel or two, enough recipes to give you gout, and we have a Cramulus issue.





you have a cramulus issue, old man  :argh!:

I have a Cramulus SOLUTION

I have a Cramulus issue too, and the solution makes it worse

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #504 on: April 17, 2021, 04:35:07 am »
I don't dislike you, Cram, it's just that your business methods are unscrupulous, and you teach people that it's okay to have an MBA.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #505 on: April 17, 2021, 12:17:01 pm »
I don't dislike you, Cram, it's just that your business methods are unscrupulous, and you teach people that it's okay to have an MBA.


I wish you'd stop harassing people about their Micro Ball Awards though. The institute has been trying to comfort these people by giving them awards. They have nothing else but their tiny, tiny, award winning balls.

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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #506 on: April 18, 2021, 05:32:15 am »
Witty response when this vaccine thingie gets its claws out of me.
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Re: Introductions, Part VI: Welcome to Our PD Party
« Reply #507 on: April 28, 2021, 06:42:31 pm »
Waouh de la musique toute la journée avec les gens qui sont des gourous de la musique !  :lulz: :lol:
J'suis moi !
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