5 Interesting Facts that Modern Science CAN'T EXPLAIN -- #3 will SHOCK YOU!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Tunguska Crater:  Humans could not have made that with technology available in 1908.

[The Wizard Joseph]

The Tunguska Crater:  Humans could not have made that with technology available in 1908.

I distinctly recall at least one claim that Tesla dunnit with his atmospheric electricity transfer system, and I imagine that's somebody's idea why they REALLY burned down Wardenclyffe.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

- THE MOON. So let's review the facts. The Moon is larger than most of JUPITER'S moons, in fact it is the largest satellite in proportion to its host planet BY FAR in the entire solar system. Physically, there's no way it should have formed in Earth orbit. Also, it's EXACTLY 400 times smaller than the Sun AND EXACTLY 400 times closer to the Earth than the Sun, making it appear EXACTLY the same size to us. Somehow. And we're supposed to believe that humans did something this precise? Not no way, not no how. You just get your cockamamie "mainstream science" and take it on up outta here. There's no way humans are smart enough to do this. This is clearly evidence that the Moon is in fact a holographic projection created by HAARP, which, incidentally, predates human civilization by AT LEAST 10,000 years. Suck on that for a while, nerds.

- MOUNT RUSHMORE. Have you seen this? It's fucking huge. It's bigger than my house! It's also way up at the top of a ridge on a mountain made out of SOLID ROCK. According to the so-called "experts", it was carved out of that rock in the 1920s. And millions of people just eat that story up like manna from Heaven, the stupid morons. Have you seen technology from the 1920s? They didn't even have the Internet. So, my first question is, without Internet access, how did they even know what those presidents looked like? Huh? And how did a bunch of primitive Model-T-driving Neanderthals even get up to the top of that hill in the first place? Model-T's don't even have four wheel drive! checkmate, Academia!

- THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Look, I know this is probably a sensitive subject since the copper Lady is a nationalist symbol and all, but I have to go where the evidence leads me. The OFFICIAL STORY is that this statue was shipped all the way from FRANCE over 100 years ago. But it doesn't add up, people! It just doesn't add up. Look. Do you know the specific density of copper? I do, and let me tell you, it's a lot higher than water. And what's between FRANCE and AMERICA? Water. Lots of it. I mean there's practically a whole ocean! There are no bridges! How did the French get that big huge statue across all that water without it sinking? Can you answer that? No. Because it's impossible. And here's another thing: researchers at the Statue of Liberty, upon inspecting the copper plates she is made, have found thousands of rivets. But Lady Liberty is like... over fifty feet tall! How many of you have seen a rivet gun with a FIFTY FOOT extension on it? They don't exist!

I mean, I don't enjoy tearing down your precious beliefs about what is and isn't possible, but sometimes you have to break some eggs, you know? If we ever expect to get out of our current paradigm of focusing on WAR and MONEY and RELIGION, we're gonna have to break some of these sacred cows.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I love the moon one! Are these stealable?

[The Wizard Joseph]

- THE MOON. So let's review the facts. The Moon is larger than most of JUPITER'S moons, in fact it is the largest satellite in proportion to its host planet BY FAR in the entire solar system. Physically, there's no way it should have formed in Earth orbit. Also, it's EXACTLY 400 times smaller than the Sun AND EXACTLY 400 times closer to the Earth than the Sun, making it appear EXACTLY the same size to us. Somehow. And we're supposed to believe that humans did something this precise? Not no way, not no how. You just get your cockamamie "mainstream science" and take it on up outta here. There's no way humans are smart enough to do this. This is clearly evidence that the Moon is in fact a holographic projection created by HAARP, which, incidentally, predates human civilization by AT LEAST 10,000 years. Suck on that for a while, nerds.

- MOUNT RUSHMORE. Have you seen this? It's fucking huge. It's bigger than my house! It's also way up at the top of a ridge on a mountain made out of SOLID ROCK. According to the so-called "experts", it was carved out of that rock in the 1920s. And millions of people just eat that story up like manna from Heaven, the stupid morons. Have you seen technology from the 1920s? They didn't even have the Internet. So, my first question is, without Internet access, how did they even know what those presidents looked like? Huh? And how did a bunch of primitive Model-T-driving Neanderthals even get up to the top of that hill in the first place? Model-T's don't even have four wheel drive! checkmate, Academia!

- THE STATUE OF LIBERTY. Look, I know this is probably a sensitive subject since the copper Lady is a nationalist symbol and all, but I have to go where the evidence leads me. The OFFICIAL STORY is that this statue was shipped all the way from FRANCE over 100 years ago. But it doesn't add up, people! It just doesn't add up. Look. Do you know the specific density of copper? I do, and let me tell you, it's a lot higher than water. And what's between FRANCE and AMERICA? Water. Lots of it. I mean there's practically a whole ocean! There are no bridges! How did the French get that big huge statue across all that water without it sinking? Can you answer that? No. Because it's impossible. And here's another thing: researchers at the Statue of Liberty, upon inspecting the copper plates she is made, have found thousands of rivets. But Lady Liberty is like... over fifty feet tall! How many of you have seen a rivet gun with a FIFTY FOOT extension on it? They don't exist!

I mean, I don't enjoy tearing down your precious beliefs about what is and isn't possible, but sometimes you have to break some eggs, you know? If we ever expect to get out of our current paradigm of focusing on WAR and MONEY and RELIGION, we're gonna have to break some of these sacred cows.

WAEK UP SCIENCEISTS!!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I love the moon one! Are these stealable?

Sure you can steal them. Attribution pls (for mine. you can also attribute others' submissions to me if you want, because I'm not super picky, but that's up to you).