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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2017, 06:16:27 pm »
postimg maybe
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2017, 10:06:54 pm »
Iíve verified that Goolge Photos only permits 3rd party sharing while I am both on the Internet and logged into Google. The Goolge Photos site provides zero information about how itís supposed to work. My use of it, so far, has been trial and error.

Is direct posting of JPG files via attachment permitted on this forum? I ask because some forums do not allow this practice.

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #47 on: July 11, 2017, 01:41:48 pm »
Iíve verified that Goolge Photos only permits 3rd party sharing while I am both on the Internet and logged into Google. The Goolge Photos site provides zero information about how itís supposed to work. My use of it, so far, has been trial and error.

Is direct posting of JPG files via attachment permitted on this forum? I ask because some forums do not allow this practice.

I think I've been doing it pretty much this whole thread. Can you not see them?  :?
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #48 on: July 11, 2017, 01:48:30 pm »
Iíve verified that Goolge Photos only permits 3rd party sharing while I am both on the Internet and logged into Google. The Goolge Photos site provides zero information about how itís supposed to work. My use of it, so far, has been trial and error.

Is direct posting of JPG files via attachment permitted on this forum? I ask because some forums do not allow this practice.

See below.

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2017, 07:30:05 pm »
I use imgur for all of my third party posting, haven't had a problem yet and I'm pretty abusive about it.
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #50 on: July 11, 2017, 07:32:32 pm »
Imgur is best image hosting.  It is known

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #51 on: July 12, 2017, 02:39:01 pm »
Thank all of you for your replies.

I did try re-posting as an attachment, and it did work.

Iím going to give Imgur a try.

Thanks again.

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2017, 11:08:21 am »


Thanks to Prelate Diogenes Shandor, Q. G. Pennyworth, and Cain. Imgur is great.

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2017, 12:40:39 am »
"Please update your account to enable fortune"
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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2017, 03:54:43 pm »
ďWe Analyzed 1,000 Fortune Cookies To Unlock Their SecretsĒ

From the article: ďAre fortune cookie Ďlucky numbersí actually lucky? Lucky? Donít be ridiculous, of course theyíre ó Itís complicated.Ē

Hereís the link: http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/fortune-cookie-math/

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2017, 06:56:21 pm »
Love it!

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Re: Ominous Fortune Cookie
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2018, 11:53:58 pm »
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
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It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

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