Ominous Fortune Cookie

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"The only thing needed for evil to triumph is for good men to imagine that it exists somewhere"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Nietzsche say: 'One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star'"

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"GWAR say: 'Dedicate your life to porn'"

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"In the land of the dead, the comatose man is king"

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"Where there's a will there's a corpse"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Nobody ever died wishing they'd spent more time at the office, except if they drowned at the beach"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Neitzsche say: 'When a desire to obtain tyrannical power has been awakened in the soul, even a very mediocre talent becomes an almost irresistible force.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'He who lives by fighting with an enemy has an interest in the preservation of the enemy's life.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'When a man roars with laughter he surpasses all the animals by his vulgarity.'"

"Neitzeche say: 'We sometimes remain faithful to a cause merely because its opponents never cease to be insipid.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'There are people who wish to make human life harder for no other reason than to be able afterwards to offer men their life-alleviating religiosity'"

"Neitzsche say: 'Whoever thinks much is unsuitable for a partisan; his thinking leads him too quickly beyond the party.'"

"Neitzsche say: 'The disciples of a martyr suffer more than the martyr.'"

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"Your butt can't get pregnant"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Being a sociopath means never having to say you're sorry"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Dying is easy, killing is hard"

"There is no greater pleasure than to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women"

"Enjoy the good luck ritual sacrifice brings you"

"If summer comes can autumn be far behind?"

"The woman you desire is actually a man"

"Your shoe fetish will make you happy today"

"You will marry a loser"

"Beware the Ides of March"

"If winter comes can black ice be far behind"

"A heart bypass will prevent serious trouble"

"Nothing astonishes men so much as necromancy"

"Keep your eye out for the police"

"Lao Tzu say: 'Fortune telling is the beginning of folly'"

"Today it is up to you to create the trade war you long for"

"A chance meeting will cost you your wallet"

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"Compliance will be rewarded"

"Dying is easy, murdering is hard"

"Time flies when you're blackout drunk"

"Never underestimate the extent of human cruelty"

"Death lasts forever"

"Life is beautiful, taking life is more beautiful"

"Qoheleth say: 'With an abundance of wisdom comes an abundance of grief'"

"When the shit hits the fan everyone gets covered"

"Ben Franklin say: 'Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead'"

"If you speak honestly people will judge your opinions"

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 "There is no cookie"

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

"Pain is just your soul leaving your body"

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The flesh is very strong.

[hooplala]

How am I not myself?

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There goes your bliss.

[chaotic neutral observer]

"Your love is unrequited."

"Bad weather tomorrow.  Invest in an inflatable raft."

"To receive antidote to poison cookie, tip waiter generously."

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

*Happiness lies not in having what you want but taking what you want

*Happiness lies in having what you want and misery lies in losing what you have

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

*One way to seem more learned is to hide your ignorance

[Al Qədic]

If you hunger for enlightenment, try an ice cream koan.