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Ominous Fortune Cookie

Started by Ziegejunge, March 24, 2017, 07:06:07 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Brother Mythos on June 22, 2017, 05:03:05 AM
People! Must I be really be the one to remind you that we're dealing with Chinese fortune cookies here?!

The operative word being 'Chinese'!

Now then, who is the most famous writer in Chinese literature?

Lu Xun.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Quote from: Brother Mythos on June 22, 2017, 05:03:05 AM
People! Must I be really be the one to remind you that we're dealing with Chinese fortune cookies here?!

The operative word being 'Chinese'!

Now then, who is the most famous writer in Chinese literature?

Lao Tzu
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


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Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

"You are the MSG of the earth"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

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Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

Brother Mythos

#39


Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.

The Wizard Joseph

I can't see either of those last two images
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.


a plague on both your houses -Mercutio


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8


It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft


He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q


You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata


Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

Vanadium Gryllz

"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Brother Mythos

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on July 10, 2017, 12:01:49 AM
I can't see either of those last two images

Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on July 10, 2017, 08:23:35 AM
Neither can I

I had been using Photobucket for stuff like this, but they're now demanding a ransom for sharing photos.

I'm now experimenting with Google Photos. My shares were visible when I first set them up. Perhaps Google Photos only allows sharing when I'm actually on-line.

I don't do the Facebook, or Twitter thing, etc. So, can anyone recommend a decent photo sharing site that operates similar to pre-ransom Photobucket?
Discordianism is fundamentally mischievous irreverence.