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I am a cabbage

Started by Jester of Fools, April 10, 2017, 03:42:41 PM

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Jester of Fools

I am the cabbage rolling amongst people. They can't see that I am the cabbage, but I see the other cabbages.
Humans told me to think for myself. I said I will think for myself. Alas, cabbages lack originality. The best I can do is grab some glue and roll around in humans' ideas so that some might stick to me for a time. I am beautiful. I am colourful. Yet, under the first layer, there is only green, maybe even rotten leaves.
That does not mean I want to be a cabbage. No! My only wish is to be a human. From there, I will surely be able to solve my problems. Heck, I won't even have problems.
I go around flapping my leaves as if they were hands, I go flapping around my leaves mimicking lips saying ideas, telling thoughts, ideas stories, sharing emotions.
Still, all I flap around, they are only leaves, and as leaves they will fall flat.
I seek outside, I see the humans enjoying their dance with life.
I seek inside, I see only the leaves.

Vanadium Gryllz

What differentiates person and cabbage?
"I was fine until my skin came off.  I'm never going to South Attelboro again."

MMIX

Quote from: Xaz on April 10, 2017, 04:18:12 PM
What differentiates person and cabbage?
tensile strength
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

MMIX

or maybe shear strength
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Wizard Joseph

You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Jester of Fools


MMIX

Quote from: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 PM

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:
[/quote]

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

The Wizard Joseph

Quote from: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 PM

WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)
[/quote]

But people also EAT cabbages!  :fnord:
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

00.dusk

Quote from: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2017, 05:06:05 PM
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: 00.dusk on April 10, 2017, 08:14:00 PM
Quote from: MMIX on April 10, 2017, 06:21:08 PM
Quote from: Jester of Fools on April 10, 2017, 05:33:49 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2017, 05:06:05 PM
WE NEED MOAR SCIENCE!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TgAe87r-M6I
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoA1f4jZo8

Gee, now I am horrified of katana swords.  :sad:

Don't worry Jester of Fools, never forget
Swords don't kill people; people kill people  :)

This is blatantly false. Trip Fisk knows better, and I trust a man with hair like that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RpbaUU7NI


thank you for fixing that [/quote] issue, it was going to drive me crazy.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

MMIX

Yeah, to quote Ambrose Bierce
            'Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.'

however sometimes the problem is when you repeatedly accurately repeat a quotation
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber