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Democrats Decide to Just Go Ahead and Implode

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, May 21, 2017, 09:59:31 AM

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Liberalism (not classical liberalism, but what postures as Liberalism today) is dead

good riddance

The Founders would so not love you assholes


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Quote from: freshmeat on September 18, 2017, 08:22:47 PM

The Founders would so not love you assholes

Sounds like a Star Trek villain...

Newsfeed maybe?
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freshmeat

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 19, 2017, 01:58:56 AM
Quote from: freshmeat on September 18, 2017, 08:22:47 PM

The Founders would so not love you assholes

Sounds like a Star Trek villain...

Newsfeed maybe?

only a Google bot could post something so irrationalvent.

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Quote from: freshmeat on September 18, 2017, 08:22:47 PM
Liberalism (not classical liberalism, but what postures as Liberalism today) is dead

good riddance

The Founders would so not love you assholes

So Benjamin Franklin was a teabagger?   :lulz:
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P3nT4gR4m

Benjamin Franklin? Wasn't he the dude that thought flying kites in lightning storms was a good idea? Kinda posterboy for US government dontcha think?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 19, 2017, 07:55:35 AM
Benjamin Franklin? Wasn't he the dude that thought flying kites in lightning storms was a good idea? Kinda posterboy for US government dontcha think?

Well, he had someone else fly the kite, so your point still stands.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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POFP

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2017, 07:06:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 19, 2017, 07:55:35 AM
Benjamin Franklin? Wasn't he the dude that thought flying kites in lightning storms was a good idea? Kinda posterboy for US government dontcha think?

Well, he had someone else fly the kite, so your point still stands.

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Quote from: tyrannosaurus vex on May 21, 2017, 09:59:31 AM

No doubt taking inspiration from the GOP's TEA Party conniption from 2010, the Justice Democrats are the spine the Democrats have never had, without all that messy connective tissue or muscular system that goes along with moving and doing things.

I've been looking over some older threads and I have to say that this is the best line since 2014.
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