What I don't understand is why the true enemy if the forum goes completely unchallenged. I am of course, talking about the walking horrorshow that is EOC.
I think we should all stop, take a moment and reflect on what an utter bastard this man is. He's swindled Mexicans out of pesos. Dollars out of you. Orphans out of orphanariums into his mercury mines. Pensions from the old, pocket money from the poor and this MOTHERFUCKER owes me £50. His evil knows no bounds, his avarice a thing of legend. Reliable sources claim he invented herpes as a practical joke and syphilis as a party game.
He is responsible for swapping Iran and Iraq on maps and laughing because no one notices. He has kicked cats, stolen dogs and eaten parrots. He taught fritzel DIY and Fred west how to lay concrete. He told idi how tasty longpig is. He's responsible for ALL the Bert and Ernie rumors and spread them while pretending to be big bird.
The list of objects he cannot legally be left alone with include turnips, hamsters, garden rakes and jars. You've seen what happens when this is ignored, it's incredible and disgusting.
So please, I implore you all, just stop for a moment and tell eoc what a horrible human he is.