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ITT, We shit all over the future for SOCIAL JUSTICE!

Started by Chelagoras The Boulder, June 22, 2017, 04:57:17 AM

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hooplala

Wasn't nuking a planet to stop them from spreading the entire plot of Prometheus? That movie sucked.
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I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing
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Quote from: Hoopla on June 29, 2017, 10:21:43 PM
Wasn't nuking a planet to stop them from spreading the entire plot of Prometheus? That movie sucked.

I am grateful that I missed that piece of shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing

I'd prefer the nuke thing to the dying when the oceans turn acid thing.

Alien archeologists might be impressed that we got SOOOO damn angry that we nuked ourselves, but nobody respects a species that drowns in its own shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 29, 2017, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2017, 10:41:26 PM
I only enjoyed the Earth getting nuked in one piece of fiction. It was an It became necessary to destroy the village in order to save it sort of thing

I'd prefer the nuke thing to the dying when the oceans turn acid thing.

Alien archeologists might be impressed that we got SOOOO damn angry that we nuked ourselves, but nobody respects a species that drowns in its own shit.

Pretty much this. Right now human civilisation is operating at the level of brewers yeast. It's embarrassing.

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Quote from: Scott The Cuck on June 26, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

We need RWHN now more than ever. Because he's the hero PD deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll troll him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Great Father.

Sounds like a nice chap.  But I suspect he's really the opposite of that.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Mr. Gone on July 15, 2017, 01:20:17 AM
Quote from: Scott The Cuck on June 26, 2017, 10:02:51 PM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on June 25, 2017, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on June 24, 2017, 07:59:46 PM
I think I'm going to assume that the thread title chosen reflects the new tenor of the forum.

Have fun with that!
says the conductor of the new tenor. You cry foul at the discourse around here going right down the shitter when you seem to have made it your mission to make just about every thread you post in a a little meaner and nastier. I left because you yourself were making every discussion suck to be in,and now you're the one complaining that meanness and nastiness have become normalized. You bemoan the supposed drop in critical thinking around here, when you were the one attacking anyone who brought up a different idea than yours with sarcasm and snark, because rational discussion and debate with us barbarians was somehow now beneath your dignity, and insults were the only thing our puny minds would comprehend apparently. ANd the worst part is you're so insulated from the fact that you may have crossed a line, that the only reason no one's brought this up before now is that you so stubbornly refuse to even contemplate that you could be an asshole IN ANY context, and occupy any position other than that of supreme moral authority and knowledge, that its easier to just scroll on past your attempts to bait whoever happens to have irked you today rather than deal with your constant shitflinging. You sowed these seeds, enjoy your harvest.

We need RWHN now more than ever. Because he's the hero PD deserves, but not the one it needs right now, so we'll troll him. Because he can take it, because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Great Father.

Sounds like a nice chap.  But I suspect he's really the opposite of that.

He had an amazing versatility when it came to conversation, though.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: Pope Pelvis Flirtini on July 24, 2017, 10:24:07 AM
My god, you people are depressing.
I nominate this one for the news feed. I like the shades of nihilism and hopelessness.
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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

There's hardly any blood on the walls at all, for fuck's sake.

Just one hypocrite who wanted me - her enemy - to slam another member of the board by calling his thread split "the lowest common denominator".  So I named it after her behavior.  Sort of taking the high road, which for me is definitely a departure.

Needless to say, this was an example of my hideous abuse of admin powers, which matches my long history of being the worst friend ever.

:lulz:

Why the hell she thought I'd do anything she wanted is totally beyond me, let alone dump on Chelagoras, who is guilty only of being foolish enough to mistake her SJW honey pot threads as an honest attempt at communication.

So you get what we had here.  Which is the way she wanted it. Well, she gets it.  I don't like it any more than you men1.






1 Lying.  Totally lying.  I giggled like a schoolgirl.  But it's also a Cool Hand Luke line, so you shouldn't hold me responsible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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