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AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« on: November 19, 2017, 11:19:19 pm »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2017, 02:39:42 am »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

Just because it is never wrong to punch Nazis doesn't mean it is always right to punch Nazis, especially when people depend on you not being in jail.
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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2017, 03:51:47 am »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.
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Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
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Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2017, 04:46:32 am »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

I heard it was relatively uneventful--until the police funked it all up.

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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2017, 05:04:04 pm »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

I heard it was relatively uneventful--until the police funked it all up.

My paranoia served me well, got out before they blocked the bulk of the protesters off from the escaping nazis. Wound up being the only counter-person there at the exit.

Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.

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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2017, 10:54:08 pm »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You won't be hearing any judgemental comments from me. We were visited by various white whatever-ists a few weeks ago, and I made no plans to punch anybody, or even yell at them. All I did was yell at locals on FB who tried to argue that the counter-protesters were "just as bad", and believe me, there were plenty of those. Also, there were a lot of people who were terrified that ANTIFA was coming to town.


They were all like:

Actual Nazis: "Meh."
Anti-Fascists: "ZOMG HILLERY KLENTUN GEORGE SOROS GLOBALISTIC COMMUNIZIMZ HALP ME LORD TRUMP!!!1"

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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2017, 11:24:23 pm »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.

And yet, nobody punched him.

Welcome to the fucking point.
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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2017, 01:37:32 am »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

I heard it was relatively uneventful--until the police funked it all up.

My paranoia served me well, got out before they blocked the bulk of the protesters off from the escaping nazis. Wound up being the only counter-person there at the exit.

Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.

I WILL FIGHT YOU.

If you hit me and I find out about it, you're in trouble.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: AN IMPORTANT POLITICAL CONFESSION
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2017, 01:38:10 am »
Once again, when presented with the means and opportunity to do so, I did not punch any nazis.

You are like 30 pounds soaking wet. 

I just found out Bannon was in town last night, and everyone was all Tucson about it.

And yet, nobody punched him.

Welcome to the fucking point.

Dude, he ninja'd in, and before a decent crowd could properly form, he was gone.

So what the fuck are you on about?
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.