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ITT: I am RESURRCTED! AMA

Started by Payne, July 01, 2017, 09:02:23 PM

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Payne

Go ahead you filthy fucking heathens. Ask me how my days been.

The Wizard Joseph

How your days been?

Also do they have TV in the hereafter?
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Payne

Pretty shite, all told.

And yes. It's ALL televisions.

Cain


Payne

Could you rephrase that as a question?

Cain

Lies, falsehood.  And heresy?

Payne

Definitely. Love me a bit of heresy.

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Payne

I realised earlier today that it's been over ten years since I registered here. Not much has changed in that time...

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2017, 11:17:00 PM
I realised earlier today that it's been over ten years since I registered here. Not much has changed in that time...

I have a lot of grey hair.  That changed.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Why hadst thou forsaken us and then done a u-turn after all this time and moved us back to deforsaken status?

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Payne


Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on July 02, 2017, 05:50:26 AM
Quote from: Payne on July 01, 2017, 11:17:00 PM
I realised earlier today that it's been over ten years since I registered here. Not much has changed in that time...

I have a lot of grey hair.  That changed.   :lulz:

Perhaps you are evolving into a wire brush? Evolution is perfectly feasible in my religion...

Payne

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 02, 2017, 09:27:05 AM
Why hadst thou forsaken us and then done a u-turn after all this time and moved us back to deforsaken status?

I didn't U-Turn. I just followed the Lost Highway all the way around.