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Started by Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard, July 03, 2017, 08:29:28 AM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

July 03, 2017, 08:29:28 AM
A nihilist, an existentialist, and an absurdist are all having a conversation. The nihilist says, "Life has no meaning." The existentialist says, "Life has no apparent meaning." The absurdist says, "Apparent meaning has no life!"
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn
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