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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1320 on: September 07, 2018, 07:09:28 pm »
*sits here confused.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1321 on: September 07, 2018, 07:31:34 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1322 on: September 07, 2018, 07:31:45 pm »
I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.

BAD DOKTOR.  BAD.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1323 on: September 07, 2018, 07:34:14 pm »
I am beginning to have Malaul flashbacks.

BAD DOKTOR.  BAD.

I know.  But tell me I'm wrong.  Go ahead, tell me.

Every single post I have made has been followed by a gratuitous and unfunny reference to sex. It makes me hate this country, the United States of America, LMNO.  It makes me hate that flag.  It makes me hate cops.  It makes me hate ALL WHITE PEOPLE.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1324 on: September 07, 2018, 07:34:52 pm »
It makes me hate ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

This is all normal, Billy.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1325 on: September 07, 2018, 07:35:23 pm »
It makes me hate ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

This is all normal, Billy.

I will call Billy and ask him if this is all normal.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1326 on: September 07, 2018, 07:38:11 pm »
I SO wish it was possible to post audio here.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1327 on: September 07, 2018, 07:40:27 pm »
He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1328 on: September 07, 2018, 07:46:53 pm »
He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.


:O i haven't heard a mention of Second life before this... for ages.


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1329 on: September 07, 2018, 07:47:10 pm »
He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.


:O i haven't heard a mention of Second life... for ages.

Well, you just did.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1330 on: September 07, 2018, 07:49:42 pm »
He said something about it being normal for Second Life.

I asked him how he knew that, and he just started bellowing profanity at me.


:O i haven't heard a mention of Second life... for ages.

Well, you just did.

i fixed it. :D
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1331 on: September 07, 2018, 08:54:55 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1332 on: September 07, 2018, 09:05:35 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.


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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1333 on: September 07, 2018, 09:05:41 pm »
In any case, my beef here is the whole turning every conversation towards sex.  UCWUTIDIDTHERE?  GOOD.  LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #1334 on: September 07, 2018, 09:06:30 pm »
There are tiny pockets of ok in SL.


They have orca fetishists.

I qualified that with “tiny pockets”.
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